Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex. With my stuffed turtle. On my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
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Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
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reapfml 0
What did the rabbit look like?
junaho 0
I hope you didn't let him stuff your rabbit
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Comments (194)
posampo 0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plushophile
blondebeard 0
I bet that was awkward. FYL.
seroose 0
hah your stuffed bunny is sexier than you..
Illumi113 0
DUMP HIM! That is really messed up.
csd_fml 5
It's probably just a fetish like any other. You people who say this is disturbing need to get out more and grow up. Even golden showers are more disturbing than this - and it's far more common. OP, this is kinda cute. At least as long as he doesn't prefer the rabbit to you.
myexsucks 0
Hmm....I wonder if this is the same guy whose girlfriend nicknamed his penis "little baby carrot" from another FML. It would make sense....walk in on your boyfriend humping your stuffed rabbit, call his penis "little baby carrot."
onlysoph 0
HAHAHA
kuyakhris 0
was it jessica rabbit? haha
Jennydew 0
LaceyPatrickson, you're hilarious! That's the best comment I've read in a long time.
lostguy 0
are you the person that called the bf's penis as a "little baby carrot"? lol ^_^
NEWTROLLINTOWN 0
YDI. EVERYONE HAS A SECRET CUDDLY TEDDY RABBIT FETISH, TOTALY NORMAL. P.S MAYBE HE'S TELLING YOU HE LIKES IT HAIRY CAVEWOMAN STYLE... DON'T MOW THE LAWN FOR A WHILE AND SEE IF HE PUTS DOWN THE BUNNY.