Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with a guy who’s been begging to take me out for weeks. I’m terrified of dating but, after consulting with my friends, I decided to give it a shot as he seemed nice. He told me during the date that he has a girlfriend, but he just fantasizes about hooking up with me. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, the guy I have loved for seven years asked me to move in with him. Turns out he only did so because he needed someone to pay the rent since he's quit his job. FML
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Welshite 40
Welp, just cross him off the list. Luckily you only wasted one date with him. It wasn't polite what he did, but at least he didn't lead you on.
sarah6786 14
Tell his girlfriend you went on a date. It's only fair.
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Comments (85)
FezzesAreCool 18
Why would someone even do something like that
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
I know it sucks for you but try and reframe and think of it this way, you helped someone out who may have been having doubts about their relationship and in turn their relationship might have gotten stronger. Yes, the way he did it might not have been the most upfront and honest but I also think he didn't mean for it to be malicious in his intent.
Acik91 26
Oh, come on, it was just an excuse. I can't imagine that somebody would date a person other than their SO and honestly believe they are just reassuring themselves. It's a poor justification for what is, in fact, cheating.
JMichael 26
Ouch..
sunnyray812 42
Didn't think of it that way, but your comment made me laugh. :)
ihearuscreamin 13
What a douche
anabuddy123 10
What the ****
nichollelovins 18
wow that sucks well atleast you can cross him off your list... how did you not know he had a girlfriend? sorry op fyl
alycion 39
I know when I was dating I asked if he had a girlfriend every time I dated someone new. Dates are usually where you get to know someone, so not knowing would be perfectly normal.
SaoriKichi 4
What a douchebag. I'm sorry OP, that just sucks.
nerdy_girl 4
what a dick
jenevil27 9
Wow, thats really low. Low enough to tell his girlfriend everything!