Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with a guy who’s been begging to take me out for weeks. I’m terrified of dating but, after consulting with my friends, I decided to give it a shot as he seemed nice. He told me during the date that he has a girlfriend, but he just fantasizes about hooking up with me. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, the guy I have loved for seven years asked me to move in with him. Turns out he only did so because he needed someone to pay the rent since he's quit his job. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Welp, just cross him off the list. Luckily you only wasted one date with him. It wasn't polite what he did, but at least he didn't lead you on.
sarah6786 14
Tell his girlfriend you went on a date. It's only fair.
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Comments (85)
brandoneyez1 25
After he said that u should have gotten naked and tempted him to cheat... A little payback.. Lol
joopjoop 19
payback on the girlfriend who didn't do anything? payback on op to make her a homewrecker?
perdix 31
Just think of it as a job interview and you got second place. I hope you didn't have your heart set on permanently having the kind of jobs he was requiring, but there are plenty of guys who would be willing to take you on as an independent contractor ;)
amisenho 11
Well, as long as they're friends...with benefits...
DocBastard 40
Dump him. Oh, wait...
Redgrass7 7
Fyl. But then again, going off his logic, you dodged a bullet there. Do you want to be with someone who has to date other people while dating you to 'know for sure' if he wants to stay in the relationship? If anything I'd be angry for the time wasted, not hurt by the rejection.
narrowords 18
This is probably the most solid, helpful advice for OP. Well put.
TheBadAndGnarly 19
So much for being a gentleman then.
perdix 31
#33, at least the "perfect" part. He seemed to have one big flaw.
gAt_d 26
Who does that? If you have to go on a date with someone else just to make sure you only want your girlfriend, you may have some issues. You will find somebody worth your time, OP.
Alexis2742 31
Well did you get free food or anything?
Teyros 24
Guess he wasn't perfect. You forgot to mention he was an asshole.
nitrog100 21
Well you didn't really say anything to indicate that he indicated that he was single. At some point in their lives, plenty of guys get the, "I'm sorry; I didn't realize that you thought this was a date". If this were a guy, all of those, "that guy isn't worth your time, princess"s would turn to, "you deserved it; you know, just because a girl enjoys a company doesn't mean she wants your schnitzel"s. I hate to be that guy, but I'm seeing a double standard here.
xzinnayaaaax 10
That's terrible. I'm sorry.