Today, I planned to drop a water balloon on my visiting prankster brother from my new apartment's balcony. As he crossed the street, I launched the balloon, and sent it right behind him. It hit an eight year-old on a scooter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML
Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
Today, as I was walking home, a friend passed me by on his moped, and sprayed a bunch of silly string at me. Unfortunately, he hit me in the eye, temporarily blinding me. As I stumbled around blind, I accidentally knocked a bunch of 3 year olds off their bikes, causing them to cry. FML
Today, I tried to prank my little brother by jumping out from behind a door to scare him. I ended up scaring myself when I caught a glimpse of my weirdly-lit reflection in a mirror mid-jump. FML
Today, my brother is about to move to a new house, all because last week I played a prank on him. I made him believe that I crashed my car and had to sell his things to pay for the damage. He's no longer talking to me, or acknowledging me as a sibling anymore. FML
Today, I tried to prank my brother with the butter floor prank after coming back from work. As a result, my brother stepped out of ER with an arm cast, stitches on his head and a neck collar. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My family put a bouquet of balloons outside my room for me to find when I woke up. I walked out of my room, saw the balloons, screamed, and fell down the stairs. FML
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Antoine_Dodson 0
Headshot +50! :D
krdel 0
Imagine the next fml being- Today I was riding my scooter and out of nowhere I got hit by a water balloon. I had to ride my scooter a mile to get back home. FML
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Comments (118)
morgy8599 0
ugh you damaged that awesome scooter!!!!
Vanilor_fml 5
Did you go like: "Gotcha sucka" ? haha. the kid would prolly go back home, cryin ;( I think it should be the kid's fml lol. "Today, I was running away on my scooter from some bullies when a water bomb dropped on my head. FML."
TheLetterZero 7
"it hit an eight year old on a scooter." I added this to my favorites in a heartbeat after reading that. Way to go, OP!!
W4X 0
No game winning killcam? But you got a quick scope Headshot!
xstolix 1
Shh op I think everyone bought the story about "your brother" we all know you were getting him back for the flaming bag on your porch and/or the preemptive strike against him for the next time
hillbillypowpow 2
BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
underpaid011 0
did you get busted? and how do you know the kid was not on a stolen scooter? you could have just been a tool of karma.
macskapingvin 0
Don't worry, the little fecker probably deserved it. For SOMETHING.
TK66_Aggression 0
Headshot! *Halo deathmatch voice*
rgermain 0
So what's the problem?