Today, I planned to drop a water balloon on my visiting prankster brother from my new apartment's balcony. As he crossed the street, I launched the balloon, and sent it right behind him. It hit an eight year-old on a scooter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML
Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
Today, as I was walking home, a friend passed me by on his moped, and sprayed a bunch of silly string at me. Unfortunately, he hit me in the eye, temporarily blinding me. As I stumbled around blind, I accidentally knocked a bunch of 3 year olds off their bikes, causing them to cry. FML
Today, I tried to prank my little brother by jumping out from behind a door to scare him. I ended up scaring myself when I caught a glimpse of my weirdly-lit reflection in a mirror mid-jump. FML
Today, my brother is about to move to a new house, all because last week I played a prank on him. I made him believe that I crashed my car and had to sell his things to pay for the damage. He's no longer talking to me, or acknowledging me as a sibling anymore. FML
Today, I tried to prank my brother with the butter floor prank after coming back from work. As a result, my brother stepped out of ER with an arm cast, stitches on his head and a neck collar. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My family put a bouquet of balloons outside my room for me to find when I woke up. I walked out of my room, saw the balloons, screamed, and fell down the stairs. FML
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Antoine_Dodson 0
Headshot +50! :D
krdel 0
Imagine the next fml being- Today I was riding my scooter and out of nowhere I got hit by a water balloon. I had to ride my scooter a mile to get back home. FML
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Comments (118)
unluckybastard18 0
laugh my ******* ass off, that's so ******* funny.
navy_brother95 0
good. did he cry? :)
ninofrank 0
Ydi for not filling it with helioum
lostfaithinpppl 19
YDI moron.
stopwhining 1
How exactly does YOUR life suck because of this?
mitylilmonkey 0
BAHAHAHAHA!! that's funny!
thirdbase1733 0
not that big a deal, at least for you
Abe210 0
hahaha that's awesome
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
LOL! I love you xD
Fuck_yo_mamma 0
Yo life aint be suckin just becauze you be hittin 8 year oldz wit w@t@ b@!!0n$ i b3E DoiN tH@t @nyWaYs Br@H bR@H... fRoM MarK ps. GiT StuPiD...