Today, my car’s at the mechanic's so I called my mom and asked her to come pick me up from class, since it ends at 9pm and I was scared to walk home at night. She told me, “Oh honey, you have nothing to worry about, you’re too fat to get raped, plus you need the exercise.” FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML
Today, I argued with my mom that I deserved enough independence to ride my bike to school. Halfway there, I realized I was so out of shape that I had to call her for a ride. FML
Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML
Today, I told my mom I was leaving early to give my boyfriend a ride to work. She asked me why on Earth I’m even attracted to someone who doesn’t have a car. FML
Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, my mom wanted me to pick up my cousin from work immediately. I'm in my shirt and underwear with no other clothes and I'm also too young to drive. She said "He won't mind, and just take my drivers license, they'll never know!" FML
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Chazzster 32
I wonder how Mom would have reacted had their needs been reversed? "Oh Mom, you're too old to get raped and you need the exercise." ... What a piece of work... I assume we all know that rape (by a stranger) is far more often a crime of violence than of sexual attraction. At least that's what I always heard... And that's why we need backup plans like a friend with a car or an Uber or taxi.
Hangryko 32
Go no contact from that witch as soon as you can.
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Chazzster 32
I wonder how Mom would have reacted had their needs been reversed? "Oh Mom, you're too old to get raped and you need the exercise." ... What a piece of work... I assume we all know that rape (by a stranger) is far more often a crime of violence than of sexual attraction. At least that's what I always heard... And that's why we need backup plans like a friend with a car or an Uber or taxi.
Hangryko 32
Go no contact from that witch as soon as you can.
hopejm 5
I would tell you to call her a bitch, but I think you should be the better person and let karma work itself out. when she needs help just say 'sorry, no' hahaha
THE_FETT 7
Grow a pair..... Seriously..... If you are that scared, please just end your life now. leftist/liberal/dumb ass....or just please enter reality Or hire a professional security team to follow you around. That's a justifiable option. Just not Tax deductible (unless you are a member of congress apparently now) And IF you ARE FAT and White.....just don't live in a Black Neighborhood......otherwise you are safe.....the whites don't like the fat ones
UniUni 20
And you are the reason women don't like or trust a lot of men you dumbass. How about you do us all a favor and leave this world before you reproduce because we don't want your dumbass offspring