Today, I planned to drop a water balloon on my visiting prankster brother from my new apartment's balcony. As he crossed the street, I launched the balloon, and sent it right behind him. It hit an eight year-old on a scooter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML
Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
Today, as I was walking home, a friend passed me by on his moped, and sprayed a bunch of silly string at me. Unfortunately, he hit me in the eye, temporarily blinding me. As I stumbled around blind, I accidentally knocked a bunch of 3 year olds off their bikes, causing them to cry. FML
Today, I tried to prank my little brother by jumping out from behind a door to scare him. I ended up scaring myself when I caught a glimpse of my weirdly-lit reflection in a mirror mid-jump. FML
Today, my brother is about to move to a new house, all because last week I played a prank on him. I made him believe that I crashed my car and had to sell his things to pay for the damage. He's no longer talking to me, or acknowledging me as a sibling anymore. FML
Today, I tried to prank my brother with the butter floor prank after coming back from work. As a result, my brother stepped out of ER with an arm cast, stitches on his head and a neck collar. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My family put a bouquet of balloons outside my room for me to find when I woke up. I walked out of my room, saw the balloons, screamed, and fell down the stairs. FML
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Antoine_Dodson 0
Headshot +50! :D
krdel 0
Imagine the next fml being- Today I was riding my scooter and out of nowhere I got hit by a water balloon. I had to ride my scooter a mile to get back home. FML
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Comments (118)
Br00talsex 0
very good, 1. want a cookie?
ke59100 1
Children getting accidently hurt by adults is always hilarious :)
schroedz 0
so true
SomePinkTape 0
so you both think it's funny when an adult doesn't see a kid run into the street and hits them?
schwancy 2
Children getting purposely hurt by adults is always hilarious.
KiddNYC1O 22
34- As long as the kid gets back up, yes, it's funny.
mylifesucksserio 15
your probably right, i cant help but laugh. She got to him before he got to her.
koji8123 0
34, did you just do a hit and run?.. you should probably go back and apologize.
b_giles123 1
Water balloons don't really hurt......
scarlettblondii 7
No. No it is not.
Sweetpea137 0
EVERYBODY LOSES
jobart_fml 5
wtf is an eight year old doing on a scooter?
ke59100 1
riding it perhaps??
squirell_AIDS69 0
Hahaha WIN!
mz_booty 0
lol double win
mz_booty 0
a kids scooter btw
IReadAlotOfFmls 0
same goes with your mother and my penis.
sloppyflow 1
I think it was the skateboard-like scooter
krdel 0
Imagine the next fml being- Today I was riding my scooter and out of nowhere I got hit by a water balloon. I had to ride my scooter a mile to get back home. FML
Vanilor_fml 5
hahaha! Pawned.
MrNiceGuy518 3
pawned?
Lukendo 0
Lol at #22 >_<
savannamariee 0
Ahahaha that'd be hilarious !
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
YDI for being so mean!
IReadAlotOfFmls 0
Nice douchebag, you hurt that scooter.
punkrocker250 0
it probably is rusty now :(
iloveyou7877 0
how do you know he's 8?
IReadAlotOfFmls 0
Duhhh cause he's a pedo neighbor pshh [;
KiddNYC1O 22
Ballpark guess? It's not that hard.
redbluegreen 41
Such a pedophile. Knowing a random child's age AND getting them wet, all while possibly bringing them to their hands and knees. Shame you destroyed the rubber, their only source of protection.
KiddNYC1O 22
31- You get 10 Yahoo Answers points for that one.
Sadochan 0
That shit's funny. I bet the kid cried like a bitch.