Today, my friends and I were acting out porn scenes without sex. Then, I realized that we all watch too much porn, and we are still all virgins. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML
Today, I had to sit through the film The 40 Year Old Virgin with my friends, who thought it was hilarious. I'm well over 40 and also a virgin. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
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Sady_Ct 38
Rear life 🤣🤣🤣🤣
daengh 15
If you're using **** as an example of how this works, you'll die a virgin.
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manb91gb 15
I hope your ages are between 15-19 😜
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
you'd be surprised at how many 30 yr olds are still virgins
jkjorn 18
And I know of at least one 40 Year Old Virgin..
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
I will never understand why people watch **** just get laid already!
Karmarocks946 9
You act like getting laid is easy.
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
I guess it's only easy for good looking people ...
Shannon Peter Chalmers 6
I hope it was at least a mix of genders, and not just all dudes lol.
TeacherTeem 21
If they are all gay there’d be nothing wrong with that.
Shannon Peter Chalmers 6
true, but I would Doubt they all would be
icecreamisrad 13
Sexy is the greatest thing you’ll ever do for yourselves. Tinder. **** and don’t stop
shannon2348 14
geez. that's just really gross. sounds like you all need to find something to do with yours. ydi
daengh 15
If you're using **** as an example of how this works, you'll die a virgin.
BurnInDemonFire 39
And you can't have actual sex with each other because...? Stop dry humping each other, cut back on the ****, and see where interacting with other people takes you. Oh, and don't rush into it, and if you're all underage, wait a little longer. It's not the be all and end all some people make it out to be.
rotflqtms_ 21
I kind of feel like they're all males, and there's a possibility that OP doesn't like males.
Sheila Deville 15
Sex is not like porno, a lot of their positions are to allow a camera to see whats going on down there, not about satisfaction. Sex should also be private, not public. Glad you and your friends are having risky fun, but maybe gut a deer, or pluck a chicken, swing an axe, pick up a chainsaw, get a dirt bike...you know do boy things that can help you learn to do man things.
thatguy8878 14
Have an orgy
hisspunkyone 2
If this isn't an epic mass virginity losing story in the making, I don't know what is