What are you guys up to?
Today, my dad discovered my daughter’s OnlyFans account. I’ll let you do the math on that one. FML
Today, my dad discovered my daughter’s OnlyFans account. I’ll let you do the math on that one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML
Today, I found out that my wife's OnlyFans account is the only thing keeping us solvent. Also, that my wife has an OnlyFans account. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Today, I had to yell at both my adult children; my daughter for having an OnlyFans page and my son for finding the page, blackmailing her for money for two months, then telling me about it when she refused to keep paying. I'm not a proud parent right now. FML
Today, I found out that my cousin has an OnlyFans, and I subscribed. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, my dad and I got royally bitched out by my mother, because she found a bill for a porn site subscription, which was paid by my dad, but made out to my name. I had no idea about any of this, but she now thinks I'm a filthy porn addict and that my dad is an enabler. FML
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
He pays x dollars a month to see her X-rated content, where x > 0. Is that the answer you're looking for?
Plop 17
How do you know she doesn't?
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
He pays x dollars a month to see her X-rated content, where x > 0. Is that the answer you're looking for?
wrightbria 1
Incest is best. Y’all can put that to the test
Plop 17
Your dad and daughter have found an activity they can do together! And your dad can even use it to give some pocket money to your daughter. What are you complaining about?
BurnInDemonFire 39
First of all, is she hot? Second, your dad coming across it doesn't necessarily mean he came across it. Third, is she hot?
randybryant799 21
My daughter is on there too. A girl has to make money how she can. And my daughter doesn't do nudes so I'm ok with it.
Plop 17
How do you know she doesn't?
Undiscovered_X 8
probably by word. and im assuming he trusts her. and hopes to not know more
bobsanction 18
Does he tip well?
Jonkbaby 23
We all have needs. As an aside, what is the link?