Today, I had to yell at both my adult children; my daughter for having an OnlyFans page and my son for finding the page, blackmailing her for money for two months, then telling me about it when she refused to keep paying. I'm not a proud parent right now. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my dad discovered my daughter’s OnlyFans account. I’ll let you do the math on that one. FML
Today, my dad and I got royally bitched out by my mother, because she found a bill for a porn site subscription, which was paid by my dad, but made out to my name. I had no idea about any of this, but she now thinks I'm a filthy porn addict and that my dad is an enabler. FML
Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I had to give my four year-old daughter some tough love, which I hate doing. When she ran away crying, my son, her twin brother, looked at me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself." FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, I'm ashamed at ever having become a parent after I found out my daughter has been leading an online bullying campaign against a girl at her school who has disabilities, both mental and physical. Some of the language she was using in the online messages were just disgusting and unforgivable. FML
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
Today, my son tried extort me into turning the WiFi back on by hiding my purse. He was mad because he'd lost access for being disrespectful. FML
Today, I just got done being yelled at by my son's headteacher and a bunch of parents, all because my 6 year-old son has been arranging kiss dates between his classmates in exchange for sweets and so on. My little pimp in training. Not a proud dad moment. FML
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MidnaLink 35
I'd be more upset at the son, really. OnlyFans isn't only for sex workers, though it may seem otherwise, and her use is (within obvious boundaries) is perfectly legal seeing as she's an adult. Your son, however, is an extortionist, and if she probably could've, she should've went to the police for this. Sex work isn't a crime, blackmail is.
Alan883 11
Daughters onlyfans really is non of your business as long as she is an adult of sound mind. Now your son deserves to be ripped a new one. blackmaling people in general is pretty low, doing it to his sister is even more pathetic.
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Michael Sawyer 11
if they are both ADULTS, you have NO SAY in the way they live their lives now as they are ADULTS.
Hangryko 32
See MidnaLink's comment.
kfchicken 31
it seems that they both silk love with their parents so there's still a bit of say. sorry to say
MidnaLink 35
I'd be more upset at the son, really. OnlyFans isn't only for sex workers, though it may seem otherwise, and her use is (within obvious boundaries) is perfectly legal seeing as she's an adult. Your son, however, is an extortionist, and if she probably could've, she should've went to the police for this. Sex work isn't a crime, blackmail is.
1known 34
True, but sex work is not the path I wish for any of my children, boy or girl. Even if they are adults, do whatever they want and that I’ll continue to love them no matter what.
RichardPencil 32
You should yell at her for paying the blackmail and him for being a snitch. They are adults and the horse is out of the barn as far as influencing their behavior is concerned. You needed to make them good people when they were children. I definitely think you failed with your son who became a blackmailer. I'll reserve judgment on your daughter until I've reviewed her work. Send me that OnlyFans link, you know, for purely professional reasons.
Dirtysalamander1 13
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Alan883 11
Daughters onlyfans really is non of your business as long as she is an adult of sound mind. Now your son deserves to be ripped a new one. blackmaling people in general is pretty low, doing it to his sister is even more pathetic.
1known 34
Of course it is not op’s business. But it is understandable that she is not happy of her daughter’s choices.
randybryant799 21
What's wrong with her having an onlyfans page?
Michael Wood_279567485 8
Your daughter is an adult and 100% entitled to her privacy, no judgement from you ... I mean I want to add the disclaimer that OnlyFans isn't 100% sex workers, but that doesn't even matter. You have no say over what sites she's signed upto. Your son commited a crime. No seriously, your son commited a crime, a serious one. He's clearly an abusive bastard and you should've reigned that shit in years ago. She's within her rights to get the police involved.
1known 34
Ok one can assume her daughter was a sex worker. And yes nothing to be ashamed of. But think a minute and realize that yes, such a career might not be what parents have in mind when they raise their children. And yes op has the right to say she isn’t happy about it.
Michael Wood_279567485 8
Indeed, your assumption that the daughter is a sex worker is highly likely, either that or she enjoys the site as the customer of same. You are also correct that the parents potentially disapprove of that and is not what they had in mind for the daughter. Do you remember the part of the post where it said "Adult" when describing the daughter. It doesn't matter how the mother feels, it is inappropriate to "yell" (OP's word) at the daughter for being an adult making a perfectly legitimate choice. MAYBE have a calm discussion if you really want your daughter to know your feelings, but yelling or any form of disciplinary type behaviour is highly inappropriate.
SJKatt 15
What does your adult daughter have to do with this? All she is guilty of is being blackmailed by her brother. Which isn't her fault. He's the one who should be scolded here. He's a huge creep.
Jodie Mcgregor 2
Daughter done nothing wrong your son commited a crime and should be delt with by the police as he sounds like a little shit
diraven 15
Link to page please or it didn't happen ;-)