Today, I found out that my wife's OnlyFans account is the only thing keeping us solvent. Also, that my wife has an OnlyFans account. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my long-term partner has been liking an OnlyFans account's tweets. I'd be upset, but I think we're still together because neither of us wants to admit defeat. FML
Today, my dad discovered my daughter’s OnlyFans account. I’ll let you do the math on that one. FML
Today, I discovered my husband of 8 years has been replying to an OnlyFans models pics on Twitter. Two weeks ago, I'd found his secret Instagram that only follows two OF models, and she's one of them. He also watches her on Twitch. He doesn't know I know. We've only had sex twice in the last year because he "doesn't think about sex." FML
Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML
Today, I found out that my unemployed husband has his own web-comic, that he makes money off it, and that it mainly involves the main character's airhead, money-grubbing wife ruining his life. She looks strikingly like me and shares my name. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I found out that my cousin has an OnlyFans, and I subscribed. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, I've been with my boyfriend for 6 years, and I just found out he has an OnlyFans, on which I found he messages girls, and talks to one specifically nearly regularly all year. I have no idea how much he's spent on there, but a lot: tips, requests, di** ratings. This is only a small part, and we just got a house. FML
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Top comments
Yudith 28
Keeping them solvent, what else?
Matthew Irmen 11
I’m not seeing much of a problem. Maybe get a job if it bothers you so much?
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Comments (8)
mike3775 39
What exactly is the wife doing on OnlyFans?
Yudith 28
Keeping them solvent, what else?
Matthew Irmen 11
I’m not seeing much of a problem. Maybe get a job if it bothers you so much?
RichardPencil 32
You probably mean get *another* job. The OP seems to be located in Chicago which is pretty expensive. The earnings from one full-time job doesn't go very far.
RichardPencil 32
Imagine how your wife would keep your family solvent in the days before the Internet. Help her produce content, for gosh sakes!
Plop 17
And I think the best way to help her is to promote her content. And what better place to start than right here? I'm sure the ever-so-charitable FML community will be happy to have a quick glance at your wife's OnlyFansAccount and give some constructive feedback.
ChipBoundary 9
I love that people still take you seriously. LOL
WVYankee 17
Do you happen to have her OF link?
legalgravethief 8
If you’re going to post something like this, at least drop the link as well man!
juggalo2 22
Time for you to man up and take responsibility. When are you going to open your OnlyFans account? I mean the kind that pays you, not the kind you pay for.
Hangryko 32
Sex work is real work. It's just a job for her.