Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
What are you doing?
Today, I started doing a striptease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Mexico, Mexico 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to give my husband a striptease for his birthday. I wound up tripping over my own panties and nearly dislocating my shoulder. FML
DuChaillu
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Damn
Saint Catharines, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML
lovely321
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML
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France 🌶️ Spicy
Blinding
Today, I did a full striptease for my girlfriend to "You Can Leave Your Hat On." When the song was over, I was completely naked. She then said : "Maybe we should've closed the shutters…" FML
sarah6786
Schenectady, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband asked me to show him my boob. I began to pull the side of my shirt down when he said, "No, not that one, the big one." FML
married an old man
Rancho Mirage, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I decided to come onto my husband to switch things up. When I started kissing and trying to undress him, he pushed me off, saying "What're you doing? Jeopardy's about to start." FML
fuck my arse
Reading, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband and I were fooling around, and things got heated. In the heat of things, I told him to tear my panties off. He took it literally and yanked at them with all his might. It's been two hours and I still can't walk straight. FML
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Kat_MS 0
Heh maybe he was just tired....
sillypun 0
joe joe - thanks midnightraven. Melly: She wanted to feel sexy. As a women its her right to feel sexy. I bet your boyfriend is buttering rolls like a soup-kitchen-christian when he's taxing your nastiness. Nothing degrading about a wife and a husband making each other feel sexy.
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Comments (47)
NoobHuntah 0
You're a tool Mel
megamandude455 10
"uh baby, can you stop? i'm trying to watch this Porno."
beckybecks20 8
You fail:D
mells105 0
she's old and fat?
ChiefLancaster 0
She must of been my ex wife,, and SHE was a HUGE,, and fat and UGLY,, Thank GOD she never did a strip tease for me, she couldn't dance besides being ugly..
kweenbitch 0
Illinois= your most likely a fat slob with missing teeth. *strippers know damn well what they're doing, that's why your men go to them...and not to you. tip: rent a DVD next time on how to do a strip tease and hit the treadmill. use a wig and outfit to spice it up. men get sick of the same thing over and over. oh, and put your back into it!
yeahitzalex 0
pure awesome.
kman83 0
maybe you shouldn't have teased him and let him get a piece
phill119 2
LMAO!
milansarpal 0
-56. hahjahahahahahahahahahahaha