Today, I was watching a movie with my parents. They were both on the bed, and I was lying on the floor next to their bed. Halfway through the movie, apparently forgetting that I was in the room, my parents started getting… friendly. Three feet away from me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
Today, my family and I were laying on my parents' bed watching a movie. My dad wrapped his arm around me and began rubbing my shoulder. That would have been fine, if it actually had been my shoulder and not my boob. Needless to say, we were both mortified. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML
Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Lindsay46789 0
That is disgusting! Scarred for life!
ForestFire0 1
I think you missed a great opportunity to make them feel ten times as awkward as you. Any comment or sign of disgust would have done.
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Comments (128)
rafaelaugusto94 0
most of the people say it is disgusting when its about their parents but when they watch **** its ok
speak_a_da_truth 0
So you're not opposed to watching your parents having sex? It wouldn't creep you out or make you want to bang your head up against a wall until you couldn't remember what you had just witnessed? It's not like just watching a porno it's your parents. Maybe they will make a video for you. I live in Vegas and have seen a lot of crazy gross shit people do out here, but something about the whole watching your parents just crosses that line, takes it a little to far. But hey if you're into that I think you should talk with your parents maybe they are too!
ergo_fml 13
I always wonder why people click you deserve it for these ones.
Ilovelife07 0
because hes watching a movie with his parents in their bedroom. Unless hes under the age of 8, unacceptable
BLNovelist 0
Maybe their room had the better TV set? Maybe? I don't understand the mindset that it is omgunacceptable that someone over the age of 10 would want to watch a movie with their parents. That's bullshit.
naomi9241 0
We don't all have terrible relationships with our parents. There isn't anything wrong with him hanging out with the people who, erm, you know, pay for the roof over his head... They're PARENTS, not lepers. It's repulsive, the idea that after you hit a certain age you're supposed to turn your back on your parents like it's a mortal sin to be seen with them... A little bit, oh, I don't know, ungrateful, perhaps?
dragon_fml 0
CRAWL out ...quietly and slowly. O=
emer_helena 0
This brings back bad memories, same thing happened to me when i was around 7. Still makes me want to puke/remove that image permanently
ImaEachJoo 0
That happened to me, too. It was horrible.
McA513M 0
That's disturbing!! Although, be thankful that at least you didn't experience this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAHq-7HW6h0 :)
stephyvengeancex 0
Looks like someone isn't going to be spending quality time with their parents for quite some time.
sLap_fml 0
That is absolutely disgusting ! I feel so bad for you.
Lunaris815 0
Ew. EW. EWWWWWWWW! You poor thing :(
cefarix 5
What's wrong with people being friendly to each other?
soulonfire928 0
It's a euphemism for having sex
Chfanfiction 0
At least you know your parents still have sex.