Today, I was watching a movie with my parents. They were both on the bed, and I was lying on the floor next to their bed. Halfway through the movie, apparently forgetting that I was in the room, my parents started getting… friendly. Three feet away from me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
Today, my family and I were laying on my parents' bed watching a movie. My dad wrapped his arm around me and began rubbing my shoulder. That would have been fine, if it actually had been my shoulder and not my boob. Needless to say, we were both mortified. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML
Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Lindsay46789 0
That is disgusting! Scarred for life!
ForestFire0 1
I think you missed a great opportunity to make them feel ten times as awkward as you. Any comment or sign of disgust would have done.
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Comments (128)
crazygirl777 0
ok thats somthing my parents would not do.lol they dont even kisss infront of me
ncochrum 0
To get them to stop, you should've asked to join in
Nai_fml 0
WIN.
_Skies 0
Big deal?
gueeterman 4
judging by your picture, your a huge ******, so im not even going to try to understand why you think watching your parents have sex isnt a big deal.
Emma_91 0
Judging by your comment you're a huge moron. How does being gay make the OP want to watch their parents *******?
seb12992 0
Apparently this ****** likes to watch his parents have sex, otherwise he'd see what the big deal is. Tell me, do you enjoy masturbating to your mom? Yep, thought so.
Emma_91 0
Maybe he just doesn't care. It's not that he likes it. And please tell me how someone watching their parents ******* is gay? Weird, yes, but it doesn't make someone gay.
seb12992 0
It doesn't, but I can tell he's a ****** by his picture.
lives_ppl 0
#40 lmao Awkward but effective
stomp_a_baby 0
You could have jumped up and yelled "stuff beef jerky in my ass, im a squid!" and ran off, thus making them feel wierd as **** xD they might try to get you therapy tho :S
WFMS 0
LMFAO that was good. i think i'm gonna sceam that in the middle of the night at band camp and wake everyone up. If you don't mind me borrowing it.
saa994 0
ahahahhahahhahahahaha that's a good one
stlcards220 4
Threesome!!
luckyyyy 0
i lol'd
epicfail13337 4
At least your parents love each other. But that's gross.... if I were OP I'd run out of the room.
RuralNinja 0
You should have coughed and asked if they wanted any popcorn.
Mozart24 0
Why would you watch a movie in THEIR room? Find something else to do, or go watch a movie in the LIVING room, like normal people would! Unless you are a kid, YDI, and I hope your parents kept going til you felt uber awkward, and had to slink away quietly...
Emma_91 0
What's so wrong about watching a movie in your parents' room? And how do you know the parents wouldn't have started ******* in the living room too?
Maddoctor 10
Oh, that might even be worse. *shudders*
saa994 0
I watch movies with my parents in their room. There's nothing wrong with bonding with your parents. Why do I have to be in the family room watching TV alone, when I can be spending time with my parents, laugh, and have a good time? Grow up.
supernova77_fml 0
adrelinine rush xDD