Today, I was watching a movie with my parents. They were both on the bed, and I was lying on the floor next to their bed. Halfway through the movie, apparently forgetting that I was in the room, my parents started getting… friendly. Three feet away from me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
Today, my family and I were laying on my parents' bed watching a movie. My dad wrapped his arm around me and began rubbing my shoulder. That would have been fine, if it actually had been my shoulder and not my boob. Needless to say, we were both mortified. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML
Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Lindsay46789 0
That is disgusting! Scarred for life!
ForestFire0 1
I think you missed a great opportunity to make them feel ten times as awkward as you. Any comment or sign of disgust would have done.
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Comments (128)
cljc 1
as soon as this started i knew how it would end. that's disgusting.
xTIGERxLILYx 0
LMAO. yeah, i kinda did too.lol
lives_ppl 0
Ugh! that is much worse than the OP's. At least your friend has a good sense of humor :D
destryluvr 0
woooooooow ur parents r hardcore, forgot u were in the rooom !!!!!! good luck next time u watch a movie with them (baby)
Tyman2651 0
you should tell them that you'll be scarred for life unless they buy you something really expensive
redbluegreen 41
The real question should be, what movie were you watching?
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Lmao. xD It'd be awesome if it was some kid movie, like Ice Age or something x_x
hi5534 3
ouch, that would be kinda weird, like "what in satan's red hot hell is it about a kids movie that turns u on?"
shewasalmost18 0
fap fap fap
xHaniffax 0
"started getting friendly" PAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH best line
pwnrzero 0
rofl #4 that's what i wouldve done or just tip toe out of the room i mean, come on, use some common sense here
englandrulz 0
OMG that's kinda,.........ewwwwwwwy. I feel sooooooooooo bad for you!!!
STVader 0
YDI for not *cough* *cough* subtly stopping it. Its not hard. You must have liked it.
werewolf_13 0
haha, ii agree. u shudda just wlked out....
VroomVroomVroom 0
Oh god.