forever young
United States
What am I doing?
Today, I Googled "How to act like an adult." I'm 37. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
badgirl
United States
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
hiii.
United States
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
14YearOld
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
workfordayzz
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
United States
Indoctrinated
Today, I realized that because of my construction job, I have spent such a huge amount of time with older, cynical guys that I keep uncontrollably using the phrase "fucking kids these days" regularly like an idiot. I'm 18. FML
Nohelpforyou
London, Canada
Need help
Today, I was so depressed that I almost called Kids Help Phone for support. Then I remembered that I’m 33. FML
Anonymous
Lizard queen
Today, someone tried to guess my age. They guessed 45, then 39. I'm 35 and just spent $20,000 on plastic surgery to make myself look more youthful. FML
Lauren
Australia
Turned out OK
Today, I found my high school diary and decided to read it for nostalgia. My teenage self wrote, “Future me will totally be rich, famous, and married to Chris Hemsworth by 30.” I’m 32, single, and googling “How to fix a clogged toilet.” FML
Anonymous
United States
Time
Today, I used to look so young for my age that in high school, I was regularly mistaken for a freshman. I never succeeded in getting dates because of it. Today, I'm 25 years-old and regularly get confused for being in my thirties. I guess all the stress from work, loneliness, and rejection really caught up. FML
b……
We've all been there
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Anonymous
Surrey, Canada
Pinhead
Today, I'm 35 years-old and I had to buy myself a hat from the kids section. FML
Top comments
Kheasus 8
@35 You have the grammar of a child as well...
DocBastard 40
You're only as young as you feel. You clearly feel 13. Go look in the mirror at your gray hairs and newly-forming wrinkles. That'll smack you back to reality awfully quickly.
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Comments (127)
mariab2898 13
I found this funnier than I should have
TimeDisposalEngi 14
LOL I just did something along those lines today, but I'm 22.
kidsgotastinky 11
I wanna be just like you
dodgethis3500 17
And then I Googled "How to act like an adult" Just to see what it would say.
graceinsheepwear 34
At least it wasn't Bing.
ajaj26 12
The moment you start thinking about consequences before you drink, you have reached adulthood.
ma77 9
Did you just watch Step Brothers as well? I just finished it, kinda weird this was an FML 0.o
wordsHurt 1
Wow.
Wittledinosaure 7
You got to learn somehow.
din365 5
well, I know of a 37 year old who needs to learn how to act like an adult