Anonymous
Surrey, Canada
Pinhead
Today, I'm 35 years-old and I had to buy myself a hat from the kids section. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
notmysistersbf
Summerland, Canada
Today, my mom called my workplace and told my boss to make sure I wear a hat so I didn't get heatstroke like I did on my last shift. I'm 25. FML
Roy Lawson
Brea, United States
Today, I had to bite the bullet and finally buy maternity pants. Problem is, I'm not pregnant and I'm a 25-year-old man. FML
Anonymous
Bad Frankenhausen, Germany
Buy your own then!
Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML
matt
People disprove
Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML
aginglikemilk
They weren't wrong...
Today, I had a customer tell me that I don't look a day over 39. I'm 35. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
Anonymous
Pampered
Today, I'm 25-years-old and I need to wear an adult diaper as I have lost my bladder control. FML
Blazouta
France
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Anonymous
Canton, United States
Today, I turned 35. Because I'm still single, my sister bought me a cat to help start my "inevitable collection." FML
Chakkamofo
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card that read, "You made it to 36!" It's my 35th birthday. FML
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Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'm 38 and can also wear child-size hats and glasses. You're not alone. :)
BurnInDemonFire 39
You know what they say about guys with child-sized heads? "That dude's head is really small. Like child-sized."
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BurnInDemonFire 39
You know what they say about guys with child-sized heads? "That dude's head is really small. Like child-sized."
beee240 4
too bad I’m a girl 😅
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'm 38 and can also wear child-size hats and glasses. You're not alone. :)
core01 30
I'm 55 and wear child sized glasses