forever young
United States
What am I doing?
Today, I Googled "How to act like an adult." I'm 37. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
badgirl
United States
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
hiii.
United States
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
14YearOld
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
workfordayzz
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
United States
Indoctrinated
Today, I realized that because of my construction job, I have spent such a huge amount of time with older, cynical guys that I keep uncontrollably using the phrase "fucking kids these days" regularly like an idiot. I'm 18. FML
Nohelpforyou
London, Canada
Need help
Today, I was so depressed that I almost called Kids Help Phone for support. Then I remembered that I’m 33. FML
Anonymous
Lizard queen
Today, someone tried to guess my age. They guessed 45, then 39. I'm 35 and just spent $20,000 on plastic surgery to make myself look more youthful. FML
Lauren
Australia
Turned out OK
Today, I found my high school diary and decided to read it for nostalgia. My teenage self wrote, “Future me will totally be rich, famous, and married to Chris Hemsworth by 30.” I’m 32, single, and googling “How to fix a clogged toilet.” FML
Anonymous
United States
Time
Today, I used to look so young for my age that in high school, I was regularly mistaken for a freshman. I never succeeded in getting dates because of it. Today, I'm 25 years-old and regularly get confused for being in my thirties. I guess all the stress from work, loneliness, and rejection really caught up. FML
b……
We've all been there
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Anonymous
Surrey, Canada
Pinhead
Today, I'm 35 years-old and I had to buy myself a hat from the kids section. FML
Top comments
Kheasus 8
@35 You have the grammar of a child as well...
DocBastard 40
You're only as young as you feel. You clearly feel 13. Go look in the mirror at your gray hairs and newly-forming wrinkles. That'll smack you back to reality awfully quickly.
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rosenkrieger223 24
Also, #9, **** yahoo answers for a question like that. Though, chances are, numerous people have asked that question (or some variant of it) on there already which you'll find by doing a google search. Thus, saving oneself the time of posting the question and waiting for people to answer.
17This_Is_Me17 8
lol
kacironi 13
you've already failed at being an adult if you need to google it
soapmactavish82 8
It's ok, my brother is 34 and he acts like he's 14...all the time
KiddNYC1O 22
I google everything so I wouldn't be surprised if I've done that as well...
thunderniron 22
How did this even make it on?
Ray_of_midnight 23
I'm 47 and I still don't act like an adult. I just fake it as necessary.
rosenkrieger223 24
You make it sound like I'm on here 24/7 just looking for an argument. I'm not. But honestly, at that particular few minutes I was on here posting that comment, I didn't really have anything better to do. I fail to understand how that's sad.
brittyboo123 35
Did you take notes?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Why in the world did you do that? Do you want to act more mature at work or around people? Everyone views maturity in a different way. Some define one act as immature while others don't. It just depends on who you're socializing with. But if you had to Google it, I fear for your intelligence.