Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
HannahForbesxo 13
Tell her you can be friends with who you want, I don't see why she should make the decision based on a couple of people liking a relationship status.
Mirorbo 27
Sounds like someone has a slight touch of crazy....
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Comments (222)
LissaMccracken 23
Clearly, she's crazy. Dump her dude
littlexlune 16
Dump that crazy bitch.
viau 13
maybe you should change your life to single. she deserves it.
xerbrus 14
dump the controlling bitch
Pinkraincoat 18
I can see why those friends liked the status.
KAD1904 7
Dump her! If she thinks she can tell you who you can be friends with, she should have another thing coming. One of my ex's said 'its over, wanna go out with me?' and I responded saying no. If they're stupid enough to joke about it what are they going to do when you're not there?
JCal585 8
RUN!! Far!!!
tdawg91 17
I'm not a shy person so a few of my partners friends aren't my biggest fans, not only have I never felt the need to go to those lengths but I would never tell him to stop hanging out with them...... Maybe get a new girl?
zefronke8 25
Maybe they liked it out of sympathy? Maybe they felt bad, so they thought, "You know what? I'm gonna like [OP]'s post so that he knows that being single is okay." Or, maybe they just absentmindedly liked it. Who knows