Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML
Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML
Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML
Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML
Today, I watched as my step-dad put locks on my window, because he's convinced that I've been sneaking out at night. All my mom did was casually remark that I'm fucked if there's ever a fire. FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML
Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML
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liquidhydrogen 6
What a bitch... You need to install secret cameras in your room to catch her in action. Then show it to your dad. Only solid proof will win this war.
alex_622 22
Your stepmom sounds like such a lovely woman
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Comments (112)
XBurytheCastleX 25
**** with her again and set up a camera in your room. Then show your father. This shouldn't be taken lightly!
XBurytheCastleX 25
Heads up I am speaking from experience! I had an evil stepmom and I made sure my dad caught her yelling at me for trying to be fun. Then she stole my dog and moved.
DontClickOnMe 28
Omg, I'm so sorry that happened to you! I would be so mad if some bitch stole my dog! =(
foxwasalamb 24
dont **** with mans best friend
XBurytheCastleX 25
It's very different when you raise the puppy from day 1. It gives you an even deeper connection. I still get upset to the subject. She sold her two months later cause she couldn't breed properly. But yes, never ever ever **** with mans best friend.
tiger8255 13
Wow, she's more of a bitch than a dog could ever be.
it__happens 17
What a lovely step mother.
skittyskatbrat 19
Ya know what? Weed is illegal. She should have stuck with cigarettes (or gay **** if your dad is a bigot). Catch her on cam or on voice admitting that she put weed in the room. "So what the hell are you going to do next time, bitch? Plant more weed in my room?" and see if her response is incriminating. Then call the cops. She upgraded her bitchiness to illegal activities? Time for her to get a big fine and a little note on a criminal record. This is, of course, assuming you didn't do something equally nasty to her first and that the weed-planting isn't totally deserved.
DoubleDosexo 12
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calling her a bitch is going to piss his dad off more than her planting the weed in his son's room.
isuckwithnames 22
Yes because planting a substance which, depending on the amount, could seriously **** someone over is not nearly as bad as calling someone a bitch.
chlorinegreen 27
If she admits to planting the weed I think the dad would understand why there was name calling.
mclovin22897 15
I don't think anything that op did could justify the step mom's actions. she is an adult and should act like one.
gabbywalliscool 5
You need a camera like the girl from the sixth sense
MandyMeow_fml 18
She adds a new definition of an evil step mother
AFaye3964 17
What an Evil, manipulating, bitch! Most step parents are down right curl.
skittyskatbrat 19
Nah, not most. Not even a lot. We just don't hear about the adults that step up and take on the job of parenting and loving their partner's kids, or, for older ones, becoming part of the entire family and not just the spouse. But boy oh boy, do the evil ones do some crazy bad shit.
sierrajo09 24
my step dad was amazing and did more for my brother and sisters than my biological father. so not all step parents are bad. and I must mention I, too, will be becoming a step parent and wouldnt trade it for anything. :)
skittyskatbrat 19
btw....from now on....despite how annoying it's going to be...make sure you start recording sound on your phone every time you two end up in the same room. Won't take long for her to give you a good "I told you so" for your Dad. She might love him but you are a package deal and your dad needs to figure that shit out, too.
brandoneyez1 25
I would plant some back in her underwear drawer. But just so she thinks she found it and was smarter, you will plant more in her purse and in her pockets.
skittyskatbrat 19
heh... not pot. That's asking for legal trouble right there. Now, an empty condom wrapper that is down by the feet of your dad's bed, under the covers? Perfect. He'll find it when he goes to bed and wonders what that scratchy thing by his feet is. When he asks you if it is yours? Flat-out tell him that he married her, and you refuse to become part of his problem, that it's between the two of them. And if she finds it first? Just as effective. Now THAT is good revenge :D Make it clear to her that you no more planted that condom than she planted the pot in your room...and watch Dad's mental gears click. This is ALWAYS assuming that you weren't a total shit and didn't fully deserve her setting you up.
MisterGasMoney 16
Two Words: Video. Evidence.
sunnyray812 42
Since she's an evil bitch, **** with her relationship. Make sure she gets caught doing her stupid shit to you.