Today, I found a book in my attic that I always read when I was a kid. For old times' sake I read it again. On the very first page, child me had written, "Go to page 15" so I did. On page 15, in big red letters, it said, "Get bent." I got pranked by myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML
Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML
Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML
Today, feeling very distant from my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML
Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML
Today, I found an old notebook while clearing our house and started reading the embarrassing things I'd written as a teenager. One page had a detailed list of my future goals, including: “Never become the kind of person who owns 14 identical black shirts.” I was wearing one of them. FML
Today, I found my old school yearbook while cleaning and decided to look up what everyone was doing now. I spent two hours searching for old classmates online, comparing careers and vacations. I then realized I'd completely ignored the pile of laundry I'd started cleaning the room for. FML
Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML
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garrett_8614 14
You: 0 You: 1 wait a minute.....
Marie54321 19
You win some and you lose some, but you my friend, did both.
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Comments (66)
inolongercare 19
That is actually awesome. Not a "Fml" story
pussycat19 4
Hilarious! Kid you was a ball buster! lmao!
BasedComment 15
Lul
NellieeNell 18
You're awesome!
Sugar_ray17 3
i dont get it, someone care to explain it? whats so funny about get bent?
mister_icicle 17
Excellent work! Makes me want to go prank the public library. :-D
Pyrithium 8
That's... pretty awesome
Nancylb 3
What does "get bent" mean? I don't understand ;.(
mistress_paz 30
That's kind of cute.
Passerbyer 10
Pure awesomeness; sounds like an interesting kid to me.