Love: Welcome home!

Welcome home!

By Anonymous - 02/07/2012 15:45 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML

agreeclassic 24 833

vote type 1 14 293

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

By Leftattheairport - 09/02/2019 18:00

Today, I went to pick up my long distance boyfriend at the airport. It has been over six months since I last saw him and four days since I last heard from him. He never showed up. FML

agreeclassic 2 691

vote type 1 420

Bad look

By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 02:00 - Jamaica

Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML

agreeclassic 606

vote type 1 114

By whenlifeisalemon - 09/01/2016 23:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML

agreeclassic 24 518

vote type 1 3 509

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML

agreeclassic 50 666

vote type 1 8 171

Caught in 4K

By Nothing Special - 23/12/2015 06:54 - United States - Hixson

Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML

agreeclassic 22 942

vote type 1 1 807

By longtriphome - 15/07/2011 02:22 - United States

Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML

agreeclassic 40 318

vote type 1 7 306

Well planned out

By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 06:01

Today, after 6 months abroad, I finally got home to the airport at 5 a.m. where my parents were supposed to be picking me up. I called my mother to let her know I'd landed. She picked up with a sleepy voice and asked, "Who is this?" I'm an only child and we live 2 hours away from the airport. FML

agreeclassic 1 717

vote type 1 164

By MariadelMar - 19/08/2009 15:03 - United States

Today, I flew 8 hours to visit my boyfriend. When I arrived at the airport, and he started taking long to show up, I checked my email to see the info. I hit the junk mail by accident and found his last 10 emails in there. He had broken up with me a week ago. FML

agreeclassic 53 675

vote type 1 16 302

By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

agreeclassic 44 051

vote type 1 3 802

By wrongcolorwrongcreed - 30/05/2019 10:43

Today, I went with my boyfriend of 10 months to rent a car, for which he needed his dad to sign for. To avoid introducing me, he banished me to the nearest airport terminal, and picked me up 45 minutes later, around 11:30 p.m. FML

agreeclassic 1 828

vote type 1 346

allyrn13 12

Monday 2 July 2012 18:56

Double check your calendar next time.

nanny1010 12

Monday 2 July 2012 18:59

At least he knows you are really excited to see him :-)

Comments

KevinBaird 2

Monday 2 July 2012 20:18

It's Not Necessary To Capitalize Every Word In Your Comment

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Monday 2 July 2012 20:18

Maybe that's her hard-to-break habit.

Kieraganion 13

Monday 2 July 2012 20:20

Your comment : I've been doing the long distance thing for to years..

tamgibbo 5

Monday 2 July 2012 20:23

Ha ha ha ... Brilliant... Nothing wrong with being eager love... lol.... That is funny ;)

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 2 July 2012 20:33

Make sure to buy extra batteries for your vibrator at the airport shops.

rj33445 4

Monday 2 July 2012 21:06

Lame yo

DoubleBlumpkin 4

Monday 2 July 2012 21:25

You lack brain power.

coderedninja 6

Monday 2 July 2012 21:27

Hahaha. It's okay, that happens to people sometimes, like me too. XD

freshaf_fml 3

Monday 2 July 2012 21:39

Better early than late huh?

monstersocks 5

Monday 2 July 2012 21:46

I think it is kind of sweet that you showed up early because you were so excited.

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

agreeclassic 68 783

vote type 1 866 127

Today, I was minding my own business when the guy I have a crush on sat down next to me at work, explained that he heard that I had a crush on him and that he was flattered, but that we should "be friends" because I'm a "nice girl". I was rejected by someone I didn't even pursue. FML

agreeclassic 1 622

vote type 1 186

Today, a customer asked for my manager's number, my bosses number, corporate's number and filled out a complaint form, all because we kindly asked him not to sit his kid on the counter due to safety concerns. FML

agreeclassic 10 360

vote type 1 630

Today, I spotted a girl I have a crush on while grocery shopping. Before I could go over and say hi, I noticed her walk over and stroke a few kitchen knives through plastic wrapping. Then I spotted her in the dog food section sniffing rawhide bones with her eyes closed, looking very happy. FML

agreeclassic 26 538

vote type 1 3 443

Today, I told the guy I have been sort of dating that I want to connect emotionally before sleeping with him. He told me that he already had an emotional connection with his fiancée and was only interested in sleeping with me. FML

agreeclassic 49 416

vote type 1 9 111

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

agreeclassic 9 858

vote type 1 68 677