Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to pick up my long-distance boyfriend at the airport. It has been over six months since I last saw him and four days since I last heard from him. He never showed up. FML
Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML
Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML
Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML
Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, after 6 months abroad, I finally got home to the airport at 5 a.m. where my parents were supposed to be picking me up. I called my mother to let her know I'd landed. She picked up with a sleepy voice and asked, "Who is this?" I'm an only child and we live 2 hours away from the airport. FML
Today, I flew 8 hours to visit my boyfriend. When I arrived at the airport, and he started taking long to show up, I checked my email to see the info. I hit the junk mail by accident and found his last 10 emails in there. He had broken up with me a week ago. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend of 10 months to rent a car, for which he needed his dad to sign for. To avoid introducing me, he banished me to the nearest airport terminal, and picked me up 45 minutes later, around 11:30 p.m. FML
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Top comments
allyrn13 12
Double check your calendar next time.
nanny1010 12
At least he knows you are really excited to see him :-)
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Comments (128)
BubbleGrunge 18
How do you get that wrong? Did you not converse with your boyfriend the night before? I travel often, and always speak to whomever I am visiting the night before to make sure of time and travel arrangements.
devrock 2
Long distance relationships are a waste of time. Get someone local!!
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
That's pretty rude to say they're a waste.
Shenannigoats 16
Speaking from experience, there? Maybe a failed LDR of your own?~ They can work.
Oreohugzpenny 4
Awww that is really funny but shucks for you!!!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Wrong pun, wrong FML.
thecovert 7
I detect a slight communications problem. You might talk about that when he finally gets there.
ceejay_williams 1
LMFAO @ 6 profilee picturee . But OP , yhur life SUCKS ritee now . The only thing that matters is that yhuu care so much . :)
robox1187 9
That's true dedication!
disney_blonde 16
You didn't confirm the flight # and time the day before in case of delays?
Jewbenita 0
you'd think if you were that stoked, you wouldve set a calendar event for it. Or at least remembered the date he's arriving.
alycion 39
Am I the only one who confirms flight info the night before I'm suppose to pick someone up at the airport?
brownov6969 4
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