Today, I found out that my controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nearly four years ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he and I are getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, I found out that my creepy-ass stalker ex-boyfriend has been telling everyone that my two year-old daughter is his. Not only have we been broken up for more than 8 years. I haven’t spoken to him since, and I have no idea why he’s doing this. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I learned that I'm in that special kind of relationship where my ex thinks we're still married, no matter how many times I tell him that we were divorced over a year ago. FML
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
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Sea_shelle 12
Whoa, I think it's time to report him!
ambitiousnygrl 17
change your number, tell all your family and friends your situation and not to give your new number out by any means and, if necessary get a restraining order.
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Comments (71)
icadragoon 11
He's not just insane, he's "we the jury find the defendant" insane. A restraining order is a must, especially if you go home a lot and get along with your family.
toryglory 4
I smell a Restraining Order. But, OP, while you're at it, make sure to let your family and friends know the entire situation.
BriCx 8
Definitely get a restraining order but also arm yourself and take some self defense classes.
actingchick9870 8
You could get another boyfriend and bring him home with you
jrock9093 18
Stalker and you should get a restraining order against him ASAP because this is just the beginning
pissed_off123 9
Play along with it
romanrox909 7
When you get home two words: Restraining order. Don't think twice.
greenmen 12
Restraint order won't work! Get him drunk and rape him and bitch about it and it will be over for sure.
AUShano 15
Wow, never knew it was just that easy. In that case, we're engaged, and you should probably move to Australia to join me. Since apparently all it takes is me saying its so, for it to be true. Doesn't make me crazy or stalkerish or anything.... You should not only get a restraining order bub, but also a extremely high voltage taser, and hand to hand combat lessons, preferably Krav Magga or something more brutal. What a whacko lol
TogeBara 12
For the fact that this is most likely a girl, Krav Magga is just stupid. Chinese Wing Chun would be much better. It was made for small stature people to be able to take on large opponents that would normally overpower them. Highly useful and its fun. Wing Chun is a sub form of Chinese Kenpo arts
Alastrina_fml 20
I've been taking Wing Chun for over 3 years now. It's particularly great against stronger attackers that use a lot of strength because Wing Chun focuses more on structure. That makes it ideal for women because we're considered "the weaker sex" and likely wouldn't stand up against someone who is bigger and has 80+ lbs on us. When applied correctly, it's brutal. =)
Omniprism 15
Don't hesitate to get a restraining order.