Today, I found out that my controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nearly four years ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he and I are getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, I found out that my creepy-ass stalker ex-boyfriend has been telling everyone that my two year-old daughter is his. Not only have we been broken up for more than 8 years. I haven’t spoken to him since, and I have no idea why he’s doing this. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I learned that I'm in that special kind of relationship where my ex thinks we're still married, no matter how many times I tell him that we were divorced over a year ago. FML
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
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Top comments
Sea_shelle 12
Whoa, I think it's time to report him!
ambitiousnygrl 17
change your number, tell all your family and friends your situation and not to give your new number out by any means and, if necessary get a restraining order.
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Comments (71)
JhovannyA 7
Restraining order will change your life forever. In a good way OP :)
lollypop30001 19
Wow crazy alert you better hide or he will hide your body
LaxBro1215 6
He must live in a pretty screwed up fantasy land
icepick23 12
Move to Switzerland?
llnursingll 10
stay safe, that can become a dangerous situation.
SmokinGuns 13
Time to buy a gun
PunkySpunky78 15
To the op I understand My ex bf is still hassling me and doing a lot sick things like coming over to my house uninvited and other things and we broke up in 2001
frizzyizzy235 6
Oh dear...
ema_stonez 19
better get a restraining order!
love_mom2 6
Move to Yemen!