Today, I found out that my controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nearly four years ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he and I are getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, I found out that my creepy-ass stalker ex-boyfriend has been telling everyone that my two year-old daughter is his. Not only have we been broken up for more than 8 years. I haven’t spoken to him since, and I have no idea why he’s doing this. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I learned that I'm in that special kind of relationship where my ex thinks we're still married, no matter how many times I tell him that we were divorced over a year ago. FML
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
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Top comments
Sea_shelle 12
Whoa, I think it's time to report him!
ambitiousnygrl 17
change your number, tell all your family and friends your situation and not to give your new number out by any means and, if necessary get a restraining order.
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Comments (71)
Sea_shelle 12
Whoa, I think it's time to report him!
bryguy89 10
I'm confused what he could be reported for. Maybe slander for making up stories about her? The OP says they haven't spoken for 2 years so he's not exactly harassing her directly. Maybe I just don't understand the law but I don't get why everyone is calling for a restraining order.
rydersmomma 10
it's like the beginning of some major stalker issues....
ambitiousnygrl 17
change your number, tell all your family and friends your situation and not to give your new number out by any means and, if necessary get a restraining order.
igive 29
It may only be a piece of paper, but if he violates it then he is is sent to jail.
KushCrushin89 10
Yeah that sucks for the op, but he's not doing anything legally wrong. I support the op's side but there's nothing that can be done really, aside from clearing up the rumors herself.
rawr_ily96 24
I think it's time for a restraining order.
xSonic 9
It's always "**** the police" until you're scared and they come to save your ass
jasmine2301 25
Restraining Order.
psiloveyou15 12
Restraining order? What is she gonna do, throw the piece of paper at him? Nah, you gotta protect yourself!
jw90 18
Buy a shotgun, show up at his doorstep and tell him that if he doesn't stay our of your life that gun is going up his ass and you're pulling the trigger. Or since violence is never the answer, you could try a diplomatic solution. I opt for the first.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Shot guns are hard to handle. Get an AR or a hand gun. My 1911 stays loaded in my night stand.
SonOfAMitch 14
Ah, I always prefer to sleep with a nuke under my pillow... Always makes me sleep easier at night.
Miss_Latina 13
Some MMA classes would do her good!
SmittyKick 18
No, I think the threat of a shotgun blast up the ass will do the trick
psiloveyou15 12
The moment I turn 21 I'm getting my concealed carry, although my dad allows me to keep one of my pistols in my room for self defense. I will never be caught off guard by an intruder or crazy ex boyfriend.
GrantEvans 14
make sure your family knows that it is not real and he is faking it, and make sure to try out the block number feature so he cannot contact you.
worldclassrager 41
If you haven't spoke how do you know this? Unless I missed something.. Get a fake wedding band quick...the for sure it will be over...
Zimmington 21
maybe someone he told informed her...
lbrown66 12
And wouldn't a fake wedding band make everyone think he's telling the truth? So many flaws!
MissSticks 21
Wow, that sucks! Make sure everyone knows the situation so you have support if he does anything! Hope it all turns out okay!
anitriarose 5
creepster, party of one?
ctlnaaia71 8
Restraining Order ASAP