Today, I found out that my controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nearly four years ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he and I are getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, I found out that my creepy-ass stalker ex-boyfriend has been telling everyone that my two year-old daughter is his. Not only have we been broken up for more than 8 years. I haven’t spoken to him since, and I have no idea why he’s doing this. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I learned that I'm in that special kind of relationship where my ex thinks we're still married, no matter how many times I tell him that we were divorced over a year ago. FML
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
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Sea_shelle 12
Whoa, I think it's time to report him!
ambitiousnygrl 17
change your number, tell all your family and friends your situation and not to give your new number out by any means and, if necessary get a restraining order.
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Comments (71)
theonecasey 27
Someone can't take no for an answer sorry OP. that's happen to me before as well
mangobbler 11
Restraining order, call the police, and make sure he gets stuck in some sort of psychological treatment program. That dude is textbook crazy...
The_Big_Boss 20
Havn't spoke in years? I wouldn't worry about it. He's harmless
Dynosaur_dollie 38
I wouldn't be so sure he's harmless, if he was abusive and controlling in the relationship and now believes they'll get married when she finishes college and comes home he could very well be dangerous. Considering he's a bit on the delusional side I'd be concerned, you never know what a mentally unbalanced individual may do, or what may trigger them.
blackonblight 33
Restraining order if possible, and probably talk with someone who deals with these kinds of problems and get some advice from a pro. If he's that obsessed, you're going to want as much information on your rights as you can arm yourself with.
every1luvsboners 11
Your only option here is to drop out of college, change your name, get plastic surgery, move to Tijuana, give hand-jobs for spare change under an interstate somewhere, shack-up in a refrigerator box with a random guy name Jorge, live the Tijuana dream, my friend.
marcranger 29
Is that what you were doing when you disappeared from FML, Boners?
Tijenai 5
I think we're all in agreement that a restraining order would be an appropriate solution.
ElizabethNL93 20
Yes, a restraining order and a handgun
punz 7
Sounds like you have two problems OP. A crazy ass ex-boyfriend and at least one other person that likes to stir stuff up. There is no reason for someone to upset you about this as you explained it. But if your ex is psychotic, get word back him that for his own good, he and his accomplices need to just walk away and leave you alone.
BriCx 8
I don't think whoever told her did it to stir up trouble. I think they were trying to make her aware of the situation so she can do something about it.
Malcazar 22
easy fix, tell everybody back home he's f'n crazy.
Alastrina_fml 20
A restraining order is only a piece of paper....get a weapon and learn how to use it well.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Shame you're not Bella Cullen, she'd love that ;-)