Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came back to my dorm only to hear my neighbor having loud sex. I thought I was just thinking when I said, "At least do it against the other wall," but when I was left later on, he walked by, apologized and said that he thought I wasn't home, and promised to be more quiet next time. FML
Today, for the second week in a row, I woke up to the sound of my awful upstairs neighbors having sex between the hours of 1 and 3 AM. Their bed is so noisy, and earplugs barely help. At this point, based on the rhythm of their bed squeaking, I can tell when they're about to finish, and I hate it. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML
Today, I pretended to be asleep when my mom and her best friend came home because I was tired as hell and I didn't want to be around them. I was then treated to a loud conversation about my mom's first time with a woman through our paper-thin walls. FML
Today, I couldn't fall asleep till 3am and was woken approximately every hour or so. Why? I found out my new upstairs neighbors have a very active love life. She's a screamer. FML
Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML
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Top comments
organizse 28
Bang on the walls and tell him "I can do better"
julianbozikovic 20
Leave a sex tip book for your neighbor on his door! I think he'll get the hint :D
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Comments (89)
denden_mushi 11
I don't get why people fake it. Wouldn't that actually be more hurtful to your significant other and yourself too? I just don't get it...
wvcheesehead 13
Find an independent film with a loud domestic shouting match, preferably about a sexual matter, make them just as uncomfortable.
posie97 18
I would have ran in there, pushed him off, and made him watch us do it way better and listen her when she's NOT faking every ****** I give her!
danm19 15
So a break in and rape!
trulypar 34
Anonymously leave a little trophy outside the door for the terrific acting. :-)
asherm 15
F her life.
xx000o 27
Maybe he's a great guy and a lousy ****.
rockydify 22
How could you possibly know she was faking from listening to them?
shitstorm28 11
I had a neighbor like this once. I responded by yelling directions to him through the wall.