Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
WAURGH
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fffmmll
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
S……
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
wickedbeauty333
Katy, United States 🌶️ Spicy
In the mood
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Fetish
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Annie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Waste
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
during
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Fuck
Fowler, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetition
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
kblevss
Bayville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound effects while inserting himself inside of me. Moment ruined. FML
disapointed girl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Top comments
brkn_hearted 0
better Chewbacca than the tusken raider sand people... lol
perdix 31
Nookie with a Wookiee.
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Comments (111)
getupstandup_fml 2
Looks like OP will now have to amuse herself Hands Solo.
DeafWolverine 8
laugh it up furball
adriennemaha153 4
*cums. Sorry, had to. Ha.
hurley12 30
Finally? Three months isn't that long.
PsychoKittie 7
I would find it hot :3 i always had a crush on chewy when i was little. He reminded me of a puppy :3
firestarter15 2
That's amazing though!!!
worldclassrager 41
I think missionary and being locked at the mouth might be a solution...
CoriCat 25
Three months?! Geez. That's a little soon don't ya think?
CrazyLaughs4Me 17
Be happy he at least comes
RageWolf16 31
At least he makes noise, half the time guys just sit there .-.