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Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound effects while inserting himself inside of me. Moment ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
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Top comments
brkn_hearted 0
better Chewbacca than the tusken raider sand people... lol
perdix 31
Nookie with a Wookiee.
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Comments (111)
XBCX96 4
someone's a picky little bitch aren't they. *sarcasm* oh no! he's not completely perfect? fyl *sarcasm* well it could be worse. he could sound like C3PO the whole time
Misguided_Ghost 0
that's scary!
wobnair13 0
lol he landed his star cruiser in ur hanger?! lol
Trentman30 5
lol, I'm gonna do that!
MusicLover1o1_fml 0
Lol. That's why you always test the car before you buy it!!! Good job!
fmlwinnn 0
um...what do you mean by finally? it was only 3 months -.-
CurtisDkidd 0
ahhh. the force is strong with this one
myunicornbarfedo 0
whats a chewbacca?
moo_fish420 3
Are you kidding me? Chewbacca is a Wookie from Star Wars. Get your nerd on man
freakguy455 0
Where's the like button?
grooglius 0
I think the FML was that op recognized what chewbacca sounds like