Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
WAURGH
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fffmmll
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
S……
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
wickedbeauty333
Katy, United States 🌶️ Spicy
In the mood
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Fetish
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Annie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Waste
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
during
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Fuck
Fowler, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetition
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
kblevss
Bayville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound effects while inserting himself inside of me. Moment ruined. FML
disapointed girl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
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brkn_hearted 0
better Chewbacca than the tusken raider sand people... lol
perdix 31
Nookie with a Wookiee.
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Comments (111)
stepup0220 0
pretty sure you used the wrong version of "come", genius.
psychoxxxinvader 3
Three months? Seriously? You SERIOUSLY think you'e been dating long enough to have sex?
Vurban 0
Like you have any say in when someone ***** the person THEY'RE dating? XD MAYYYBE the OP is a *****. If they are, that is there business. Maybe they just like to cut to the chase. Nothing wrong with that. Srsly, get your nose out of their business.
pepolshet 0
No man with self-respect will wait more then 3 months though, enjoy being alone all your life.
minenotyours 0
hopefully he doesn't look like jabba... ew... *shudders*
kesha_fml 0
we all have particular sex noises- mine just happens to be very sexy ;)
cyanide68 0
I'm so sorry.... I had a guy like that once.... Creeped me out. Every time I ended up laughing. Needless to say, we didn't last long.
FMYLIFEd00ds 0
"Today, I was reading the funiest FML in history. I laugh so hard that I fell off my seat, hit my head, and got a concussion. FML" But really, is his lightsaver chewy? LMAO
post_insanity1 0
#1, holy shit ahahahahahahaahahaha and #65, its a lightSABER not lightSAVER you stupid asshole
avery627 0
omg that's hilarious, I can barely stop laughing. but seriously I'm sure u can work this out with him all relationships need work
SpideyRules 9
better than sounding like R2-D2 screaming...
shanny411 0
don't get it