Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
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OcampoFTW 4
Hopefully he didn't say "I am your father!"
marmots 0
At least he didn't call your ****** "Chewbacca"
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Comments (343)
WCARlover 35
there seems to be a lot of fmls with guys singing or humming stuff as they do sexual stuff...just be happy he has a sense of humor
cheeeeze 0
Lmfao !!!!! Thats funny
no_clue_4_u 4
Would you rather him be singing "bomchicka wow wa"?
womanjesus 0
yes
b0ss42nine 0
"Giggity"
asia3pea90 13
yeah this isn't really an FML....it's not like what happened was bad -.-
Wheredidgrungego 12
To boldly cum where no man has come before?
kcircuses2 4
that's star trek
miserypoison 13
penis entering ******? Force is needed for sexual intercourse, force = mass + accerleration. may the force be with him.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Mass x acceleration.
Asystole 0
someone should have paid more attention in physics.
marandanicole 3
xD "duh duh duh do do do duh"
elbia21 5
wtf, was that supposed to sound like the star wars theme song?
SwiftKick2DA 0
and this is on FML..... why?!
tiberhit 6
"A long time ago in a bedroom far, far away..."
dailydreamer 0
Thats kinda awesome tbh. People take sex too seriously, you need to have a laugh sometimes!