Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML
Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML
Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML
Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML
Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML
Today, as I tried to get off the bus, my bag and the hand holding it got stuck between the exit doors. I dropped the bag in panic, but the driver wouldn't let me off until we got to the next stop. I had to walk all the way back to get my bag. FML
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redpump 0
always hold onto your stuff mate.
tpea 1
YDI, even if temporarily, take your belongings with you!
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Comments (108)
jameschis 0
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BelleElle_fml 5
^^Why do some people never get it?
Ali_Br_fml 33
because they're retards. & Op, if you really wanted that laptop, you wouldn't have left it alone. ydi. sorry, you do! don't leave expensive stuff alone! they get stolen, or the bus pulls off.
zerobahamut03 2
What the eff OP! Go chase after the bus instead of posting this on fml. (Yes I know that the incident has passed)
redpump 0
always hold onto your stuff mate.
Ali_Br_fml 33
because they're retards. & Op, if you really wanted that laptop, you wouldn't have left it alone. ydi. sorry, you do! don't leave expensive stuff alone! they get stolen, or the bus pulls off.
ktbird 0
agreed... YDI.
ChrisSG 0
lol.. that's just plain silly.. OP
stephanie0613 0
YDI :)
hockeyplayer82 0
ma'am I am going to politely say that your a ******* retard
redpump 0
ooo she is in NSW. Damn, i could've scored a free laptop coz i usually take the bus too.
yucayucatan 0
it sucks, but you totally deserved it. ALWAYS keep your shit on you!
tpea 1
YDI, even if temporarily, take your belongings with you!
sweet_candy_ 17
Dang that sucks.
scarletscribblez 0
Your comments are so pointless... Sorry.. But try posting a comment that's worth space -.-
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Because your comment complaining about their comment was worth the space? I think not....
Anaxes 5
You're whining but then say sorry? Either be mad or shut the **** up.
hockeyplayer82 0
she's a high school fresh man her entire life is a waste of space right now
sweet_candy_ 17
If you don't like my comments don't read them.
netherflame 0
Your comments happen to be blocking my eye-sight with their obesity. It's not as easy to ignore as 1 + 1 equals 2, you know...
DocBastard 40
That'll teach you to get off. Never get off. Wait, what?
sammywhits 0
haha I am confused
jake12221212121 4
Then leave.
surferchick96 0
hahaha YDI ... xD
leogecko32 0
lol
hudson155 0
your rly dumb
ArtIsResistance7 1
I feel sorry for your parents.
h2opoloplaya 0
you are so dumb cuz obviously we have a rapist in lincon park
rallets 23
OP shouldve climbed in the window and snatched the laptop up, trying to rape em so ya'll need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husbands cause they rapin' errbody out here
rawrimapenguin 0
you dont have to come and confess, we lookin fo you, we gon find you. so you can run and tell that home boy.
lovelove24 1
we got yo t shirt you done left fingerprints and all you are so dumb. you are really dumb, for real
R2d6 0
:D
RainbowxxVeinsx 17
And this is why I love FML, lol.
MAGNAVOX 0
I don't get it.
hairt 4
he got down the bus in consideration of other students shoving their way out of it. and as op was out the bus he left his laptop in there, thinking he would get in afterwards. but the bus drove off instead.
ballerfun911 0
too much weed make u stupid?
iamchuck 0
You mean you left a laptop that used to belong to you on the bus.