Anonymous
Mexico 🌶️ Spicy
Use the force
Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nottingham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Get it where you can
Today, I finally broke and ordered a male sex toy, as though masturbating due to chronic singledom wasn’t sad enough, now I need a fleshlight to try and make the masturbating interesting enough to even bother anymore. FML
padmelover
He knows the price of everything and the value of nothing
Today, my dad said I need to stop playing with toys and threw my lightsaber out of the window. It was a replica of the Lightsaber used by Mark Hamill, made from the same type handle from a 1970s camera, just like the film prop. It was over 40 years-old and worth thousands. Not anymore, as it's now scratched and in two pieces. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
One size fits all
Today, I bought an electric sex toy to make masturbating more interesting. My penis wasn’t long enough to reach the moving massaging parts on the inside, and just pathetically rested a few inches inside the opening. I could call it a bad design but I’d be lying, I just have a small dick. FML
TeeJay
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, it was my birthday, and my wife gave me a sex toy for self-masturbation. She even showed me how to properly use it so I can masturbate myself. FML
Taylor
United States 🌶️ Spicy
War drums
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
lopez
France 🌶️ Spicy
I think we're alone now
Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden, I heard a familiar voice, saying, "At least someone's having fun…" It was my boss. FML
rastafarimon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
a
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
Average Lover
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife and I decided to go to an adult store and buy some toys to spice up the bedroom a bit. She wanted to buy a double-edged dildo so "we can use it together". I'm a guy. FML
Top comments
LukeFree 0
The force is strong with this one.....
IndiRae 9
You deserve it for calling it a Star Wars sword.
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perdix 31
I hope you washed it off real good before using it. As you are plunging it into your pussy, say, "Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!". That'll give you some pleasure, but if you really want a great ******, you need to get someone to lay ya, Princess.
IndiRae 9
What you did there, I see it.
hellojuicyhello 5
Haha! Oh my god, can't get dick so u use a lightsabor!? What the ****? Lol
Toremate 5
That's kinky.
birdetoyourdork 2
hey
MissEmiily 0
wowwww. uhmmmm ewwwwwwwwwww....lions den isnt that bad so jus go. damn
yankeebaceball 1
Well I hope you're a woman...and in this country we call them 'lightsabers'...unless it was R2D2 you shoved...
rubbat13 0
the force is strong in you it is.... *best yoda voice*
HeartAndSoul2011 0
You're too embarassed to go buy one but you're not too embarrassed to tell everyone with this app?..makes no sense
MurphyS94 4
It's anonymous on this app. If she had gone to a store, people might have SEEN her o.o However, if she's worried about people seeing her in the sex store, they would had to have been in the sex store too... As for the workers, I doubt they care. It is their job afterall.
VeganVampyre 27
Maybe so, but that doesn't stop you from feeling awkward (if you already do, I mean).
MurphyS94 4
Uh yeah it does... Doing something that you feel embarrassed by anonymously is WAY less nerve wracking then doing it in public.
tateh22 1
That's a lil sketchy.
iloooovemylife 7
Lol well let the force be "in" you :p
xrainbowshadowx 17
Order it online?
BlueOysterCult87 13
What you did sure sounds interesting. Quite kinky. Sometimes you just have to switch it up.