Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad said I need to stop playing with toys and threw my lightsaber out of the window. It was a replica of the Lightsaber used by Mark Hamill, made from the same type handle from a 1970s camera, just like the film prop. It was over 40 years-old and worth thousands. Not anymore, as it's now scratched and in two pieces. FML
Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML
Today, my 9 year-old managed to break the padlock on my display cabinet, take out my entire sword collection, run to the garden making lightsaber noises, and bash them on trees and a stone wall. They are ruined. One of them has a crack that has damn near snapped it in two. I want to weep. FML
Today, my husband received the "antique" samurai sword that he bought on Craigslist with $399.99 of our money. He only shared my outrage at the waste of money when he opened the package, only to find a toy sword along with a note saying, "HAHA, TROLLED." FML
Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML
Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML
Today, I came home to find my entire action figure collection was gone. My parents told me I am too old for toys, so they opened all of the packages and donated them to Goodwill. I had an original Boba Fett, and my entire collection was worth more than twenty thousand dollars. FML
Today, my dad found his old harmonica. It’s been five hours and he shows no signs of stopping. FML
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Hummbinger 5
I wish my dad did that. He's pretty awesome imo.
mightymaurer 0
luke he is Ur father
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Hummbinger 5
I wish my dad did that. He's pretty awesome imo.
zolziski 11
Agreed!
I_R_Genius 3
The force is strong in this one, train you must young padawan.
sammy92 0
1) agree. 2) love ur pic!^ lol
GreatGeak 8
Sammy! :)
mimmy3636 0
that's wat I was thinking!:p
MLuckyCapoeirist 6
Hmm really? I sense something else. Is it really a laser saber OP? Or something else, with added sound effects ;)
misstamz 0
So?
mightymaurer 0
luke he is Ur father
impatientsnake 4
dude he should make a film
scottovious 0
Who cares. Just 'cause he is having fun you need to whine like a little Bitch? F his life for having a little bitch for a kid!
1234USMC 0
dude your dads ******* dope!! haha
IsayWOW 0
I dot know why but #14 made me laugh:)
Teah9 6
what the **** is your picture?!!
krez 20
That's how you are supposed to play with it.
Mama_Umbridge 8
If he took it out of the packaging then it's no longer in mint condition. The collectible lost it's worth!
track69 3
you should be happy you have such an epic dad!!
Acousticpixie14 6
Agreed! My dad would totally do that, and I'm grateful for his awesomeness [:
ohrlynow 9
Aw, let your dad have his fun!
SpicyGrass 0
Thats awkward. I would get scared if I saw that... therapy?
mrnorth 0
your dad is fking awsome wanna trade?
SpaceMannn 0
Dads' aren't pokemon cards, you can't just trade them. You have to battle them first.
jrtepechis 6
win
YayaInLalaLand 0
16 is a win(: