Today, my friend was having a party. It was going good until I got the hiccups really bad, and they wouldn't go away. My friend decided to scare them away by shooting a pellet gun right next to my head. Bad news: It blew out my eardrum. I still have the hiccups. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML
Today, I surprised my friend at their birthday party with a confetti cannon. I pulled the string, expecting colorful joy. Instead, it misfired, launched backwards and smacked me in the forehead. The confetti came out five seconds later, directly onto my dazed head. FML
Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML
Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML
Today, I was hanging with friends up at my best friend's cabin. We were in his hot tub cracking jokes when he told one that sent me into a fit of hysterics. He tried to shut me up by splashing water on me. It worked, because when I jerked my head to the side, I dislocated a rib. FML
Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML
Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before my early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off. Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in my life. FML
Today, I was throwing a surprise birthday party for my friend. As we all hid in the dark waiting for him to arrive, I unexpectedly sneezed so loudly that I scared everyone, and they jumped out before he had even finished unlocking the front door. FML
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Atropos_fml 0
Who would ever think that's a good idea?
fahubugahds 0
pellet guns aren't loud... at all
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Comments (150)
Atropos_fml 0
#28, what?
helios_rex 0
FAIL! Pellet guns aren't loud AT ALL!
cuteguyoO 0
so did you kick your friends ass after that? :P
noteasy_fml 0
No way a pellet gun can blow out your eardum.
cattoe7 0
through a napkin? lol all you have to do is hold your breath as long as you can and drink as much water as you can.. usually works.. or a teaspoon of mustard or sugar.. it works.. its an old trick
jenn22_fml 0
great friend you got there.
iDontFail_xD 0
Anyone else notice his typo? " untill " , loooool. FYL for having bad grammar
iDontFail_xD 0
Anyone else notice his typo? " untill " , loooool. FYL for having bad grammar
littlemisslee 0
You apparently need better friends.
Monstarred 7
There is a trick to cure hiccups that works for me every time :] It takes about 30 seconds. Suck in air through your mouth. Then swallow [ DONT LET OUT AIR] Then take in more air, and Swallow [ STILL KEEPING AIR] Its going to get harder and harder to suck in, but you have to do it one more time. Suck in air, and swallow. Then slowly let out all your air. And Wahlah! Hiccups cured