Today, my friend was having a party. It was going good until I got the hiccups really bad, and they wouldn't go away. My friend decided to scare them away by shooting a pellet gun right next to my head. Bad news: It blew out my eardrum. I still have the hiccups. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML
Today, I surprised my friend at their birthday party with a confetti cannon. I pulled the string, expecting colorful joy. Instead, it misfired, launched backwards and smacked me in the forehead. The confetti came out five seconds later, directly onto my dazed head. FML
Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML
Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML
Today, I was hanging with friends up at my best friend's cabin. We were in his hot tub cracking jokes when he told one that sent me into a fit of hysterics. He tried to shut me up by splashing water on me. It worked, because when I jerked my head to the side, I dislocated a rib. FML
Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML
Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before my early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off. Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in my life. FML
Today, I was throwing a surprise birthday party for my friend. As we all hid in the dark waiting for him to arrive, I unexpectedly sneezed so loudly that I scared everyone, and they jumped out before he had even finished unlocking the front door. FML
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Atropos_fml 0
Who would ever think that's a good idea?
fahubugahds 0
pellet guns aren't loud... at all
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Amorbis 0
Blow out his.
Sapphy 0
punch your friend in the face. if my friend had the hiccups i would go get them tons of water
CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
That sucks.
yungmoolahbaby 0
your friend should have to wear a sign that says he's stupid. his kind are the reason why they put "don't take orally" on hemorrhoid cream.
Cittenscollar 0
89, way to make a complete ass of yourself. The location of the punctuate mark relative to the quotation marks differs between different types of English. American English puts it inside the quotation marks - but in British style English, the placement of the punctuation marks vary. Do some research before you lecture people.
jSOPURE 3
Grammar Wars FTL. Anyways, YDI for letting your friends try such a dangerous trick. =/
somebodyshy 0
Methonks you do not know the meaning of "blowing out an eardrum" - it's a bit more complex.
beebeeL 1
ok WHY would you let him/her do that ??? im sorry but YDI .
scout_fml 0
He's not your friend anymore, right? What really works for me is THINKING about spreading peanut butter on bread and making sure to get it as detailed and correct as I can. I think it takes the concentration away from the muscle spasms and that makes them go away! Though the upside-down glass works too, a lot.
hawkloverr 0
you should find a new friend..thats too dumb!