Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
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Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, I was supposed to see my boyfriend for his birthday. He said his parents were coming down and it may not be a good time for us to really enjoy each other. Last night I saw a picture of him feeding popcorn to baby llamas with his drunk stoner friends. FML
Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML
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Top comments
Vagitarian1 10
Well he might not have cheated on you - mathematically speaking.
Nathan_h24 17
You do realize that pregnancies last 9 months right
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Comments (134)
Fuckmalif 7
dump his ass
annie_nk 23
Either he left the ex when she got pregnant or he cheated on you. Neither one of those sound like he's a good boyfriend. I say dump him no matter if he's the father or not.
stargirl_95 24
Or he could have dumped his ex before they found out she was pregnant. Which could explain why he's not certain that the baby is his.
annie_nk 23
That what I meant but didn't clarify. It seems more likely that he cheated because what woman would wait 8 months to find out who the father is?
slyde32 12
correct me if I'm wrong, but if she isn't sure, doesn't the baby need to be born before you can do a DNA test?
jackycat 17
You can do a DNA test during the pregnancy, for triple the cost and at great risk of the procedure causing the mother to miscarry or go into preterm labor. It's really not worth it when you can do the test with a simple cheek swab once the baby is born.
babeababe 16
Sounds like you need a new boyfriend. Time to move on.
godfathermock 19
i would break up with him. you don't need the baby mama drama. and even if he didn't cheat on you, he decided to be with her when she's still pregnant and no DNA test can be done yet.
sheilabeila 2
Get a new bf.... This guys a loser.
solecito87 8
Cheer up OP :) you deserve better!! Just say NEXT!... Enjoy and happy birthday :)
Lilith_Chan95 1
Totally understand this situation. I'm in the same spot and I know how it feels.
worldclassrager 41
Why are you still with this guy? He basically admired he cheated on you with his ex and slept with her even
KennyBound 12
Even if it isn't his baby, why is he with his ex? and on his current girlfriend's birthday, no less...
MartinDJ 26
I wonder how so many says she needs to dumb him. I would not say it's right but we don't know the circumstances but either way unless she's like in labor I'd say he should spend his time with his girlfriend