Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
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Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, I was supposed to see my boyfriend for his birthday. He said his parents were coming down and it may not be a good time for us to really enjoy each other. Last night I saw a picture of him feeding popcorn to baby llamas with his drunk stoner friends. FML
Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML
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Top comments
Vagitarian1 10
Well he might not have cheated on you - mathematically speaking.
Nathan_h24 17
You do realize that pregnancies last 9 months right
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Comments (134)
_Minato 8
I'm sorry to hear that OP
jack_jill05 14
hopefully things work out, and happy birthday!! nobodys said that yet.
Nilorak 24
Somebody did say that. :)
BrainStew27 12
Why would she deserve that at all?
ryan1268 18
Dont freak out because what if its not his baby or he got her pregnet before he dated you because most last 9 months.
Lil_Red777 21
He might have cheated. All depends on how far along she is. And he still should be with his girlfriend on her birthday.
jagott2 8
I'd say that depends on why he's with his ex. For all we know she could be giving birth, the baby is definitely his, and OP is just being petty. Then again, the ex could be a psycho who isn't even pregnant. Only a follow-up will reveal answer our question...
soullyfe 33
@82; I'm pretty sure at 8 months you would know if the ex is lying about being pregnant. The only question is if the bf is actually the father or someone else.
Dozer1988 14
Happy birthday, lovely lady! Chin up, doll!
Grandmastasexy 14
Probably the most positive comment ive seen all day
UmmOkThen 31
Time to find a new boyfriend.
cherokeecutie 13
Agreed. Try MeetMe, but be careful. Honestly when I tried MeetMe after being convinced by a friend, I wasn't so sad about my ex (a.k.a. my first love) anymore. PS I'm not advertising, it's just something to think about; a suggestion. :) Anyways, there are tons of men out there who I bet would be willing to treat you with the respect you deserve. I wish you the best. :)
slyde32 12
why would you suggest meetme? that's just freaks and nutjob guys on there
GentlemanBastard 15
I met some pretty crazy women on MeetMe. I wouldn't recommend it.
rachangie 19
I definitely would not suggest meetme. Especially since she's obviously still with him. Too many psychos and even if they do break up the worst thing to do is jump onto some hookup site, which is mostly what MeetMe is used for.
nix1993 41
Let's just hope that she's more than 8 months pregnant.
ImRJ 7
call him and tell him you think you might also be pregnant. it's not entirely a lie. you are just not sure
anniemeece 23
Happy birthday! :)
Alwaysalone19 21
I say that this fml deserves a bit more depth I mean how far along is she I mean if she's 8 months pregers then it should be OK (mostly depends on when they last did it though) but if it`s less then that then she deserves better then someone who cheated on her.
raphanne_fml 33
#26 I'm not saying that to be rude or anything. Check this out: Use then to show sequence, what happens next. Other meanings include “at that time” and “as a necessary consequence” Examples: - The whole family had a leisurely breakfast. We then went outside to enjoy the beautiful weather. - He was just a little child then. - If she is going to write another novel, then she should find another editor. Use than to compare things. Example: The dinosaur bones were older than anything I had ever seen before.