Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
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Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, I was supposed to see my boyfriend for his birthday. He said his parents were coming down and it may not be a good time for us to really enjoy each other. Last night I saw a picture of him feeding popcorn to baby llamas with his drunk stoner friends. FML
Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML
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Vagitarian1 10
Well he might not have cheated on you - mathematically speaking.
Nathan_h24 17
You do realize that pregnancies last 9 months right
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Comments (134)
Savannab103 1
My boyfriend left me, at church, on my birthday, to go spend time with his babymama (shes 23,hes 16) -_-
hopingforluck 10
dump him.. you deserve better than him seriously OP
KJ6 21
I hope you've asked him to demand a paternity test. Also, make the best of a bad situation. If it is his, you can go with him to this "dad" stuff. And be civil to the mom - if she's sane, it will make like so much easier, and if she's nuts, it makes you look good. Hell, if it's his kid, and she's nuts, he could wind up with custody.
NamelessFace 22
Normally that wouldn't be tooooooo bad but of all the days he picked your birthday? What an ass.
marinewife01 16
And you're stupid.
SquishyIcebat666 5
Lol, someone's a slutt.
Unlucky1232 20
wait may or may not? aren't paternity test available even during pregnancy?
bbychii 20
at least he didnt cheat