Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, I was supposed to see my boyfriend for his birthday. He said his parents were coming down and it may not be a good time for us to really enjoy each other. Last night I saw a picture of him feeding popcorn to baby llamas with his drunk stoner friends. FML
Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Vagitarian1 10
Well he might not have cheated on you - mathematically speaking.
Nathan_h24 17
You do realize that pregnancies last 9 months right
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (134)
synamin 11
So, was he with her ALL day, or was it just a couple/few hours & this whole thing was blown out of proportion? I'm curious. & chances are this kid was conceived before OP & her bf actually became a couple. I'd really like a follow up.
yetanotherginger 19
Actually the chances are that the baby was conceived while OP and her boyfriend WERE a couple. Since we haven't been told anything except that they've been going out for 8 months, and gestation takes 9 months, there's an 8/9 chance (88.88%) that he cheated on OP and got his ex pregnant in the process.
Macherni 5
That will really suck for him if it ends up being his.
IHeartMyBf 10
And how far along is she?
celinadepp 21
Hopefully he's an ex boyfriend now. He shouldn't have put his ex over you especially on your birthday. You deserve someone better.
Abbwil 5
on the bright side you've been dating 8 months so you know things happened before you two got together....but it still sounds like it's time you make him your ex . sorry and hope your birthday was well despite this incident :)
yniguez09 14
Am I the only one wondering why you're still with a guy who may or may not have recently knocked someone up, possibly while dating you...??
i_luv_nandos 5
Obviously he thinks the baby is his if he's visiting her. Plus, if he would rather spend time with her on YOUR birthday than you, Dump him cuz he's in love with her not you. You deserve way better.
orsombre_fml 11
Ex boyfriend. He does not deserve you.
rita91 5
Dump him!
fj19 9
Run