Today, I was supposed to see my boyfriend for his birthday. He said his parents were coming down and it may not be a good time for us to really enjoy each other. Last night I saw a picture of him feeding popcorn to baby llamas with his drunk stoner friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friends and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML
Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my birthday dinner with two of my friends. They're both now bringing their boyfriends, so I get to be the fifth wheel to my own birthday dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
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Ainarr 29
what does that have to do with his parents coming down? i’m assuming they’re coming to visit him today, so he naturally wouldn’t have as much time with you. what fun he had yesterday doesn’t seem related. unless you wish you could have done something with him yesterday. in which case, fyl.
timinator5000 28
I think the today is only there due to fml format. Read it without that word and he blew her off to hang with friends and the parents thing was a lie
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Ainarr 29
what does that have to do with his parents coming down? i’m assuming they’re coming to visit him today, so he naturally wouldn’t have as much time with you. what fun he had yesterday doesn’t seem related. unless you wish you could have done something with him yesterday. in which case, fyl.
timinator5000 28
I think the today is only there due to fml format. Read it without that word and he blew her off to hang with friends and the parents thing was a lie
RichardPencil 32
Maybe his parents are baby llamas? Isn't this obvious?
daengh 15
If you like being lied to, stick around.
Pratik_ra 10
at least he's not cheating on you.