Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
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Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, I was supposed to see my boyfriend for his birthday. He said his parents were coming down and it may not be a good time for us to really enjoy each other. Last night I saw a picture of him feeding popcorn to baby llamas with his drunk stoner friends. FML
Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML
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Top comments
Vagitarian1 10
Well he might not have cheated on you - mathematically speaking.
Nathan_h24 17
You do realize that pregnancies last 9 months right
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Comments (134)
martin8337 36
I think that a DNA test is in order.
princesspeachxox 18
You sound like you may be the rebound girl op, if he can't even spend the day with you on your birthday you should definitely reconsider your relationship, love shouldn't be complicated :)
DivinePrince 18
He probably got her preggo before he met you. And he has to help with the baby or the stupid girl will bitch his ass out for child support.
jagott2 8
If the baby turns out to be his then he should be an active father to the child because it is his child. Acting like a parent shouldn't be used as a ploy to reduce child support payments. Also, it's not 'helping' when it's your child. It's called being a parent. The mentality that women are the parent and men are 'helping' is ridiculous. Both are equally responsible for the child and should be equal participants in the upbringing of said child.
plunkit 6
You spelled sad wrong.
titibug823 11
DNA test!
ostfaiz 18
FYL Op.. happy birthday to you!
ericjprs 3
Although he should be spending the day with you at least he's being responsible!
thenamesjan 13
Aww it's OK! Happy birthday!
jeragonm 15
This is why you wait to have sex until you are married. It prevents so many possible complications and problems.
Jacqui_Meowth 11
Not necessarily, 68. Pregnancies last 9 months, and we're not told how pregnant the boyfriend's ex is. For all we know, she's 8.5 months pregnant or about to pop.
ayyy_bro 26
I just have no words for this post. You're an idiot for being with him.