Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, I was supposed to see my boyfriend for his birthday. He said his parents were coming down and it may not be a good time for us to really enjoy each other. Last night I saw a picture of him feeding popcorn to baby llamas with his drunk stoner friends. FML
Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML
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Top comments
Vagitarian1 10
Well he might not have cheated on you - mathematically speaking.
Nathan_h24 17
You do realize that pregnancies last 9 months right
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Comments (134)
audmazing 11
Dump him, you deserve better.
BeachGirl27 23
Unless the woman is just about to give birth your boyfriend must have cheated. Dump that bum!
BeachGirl27 23
I think #5 was saying the OP would be daft to stay with the boyfriend if he'd cheated on her, that's all.
sunnyray812 42
She does not deserve it. She did nothing wrong. Be nice #5.
Nekro13 8
Bail. Her being pregnant is irrelevant, if he's spending YOUR birthday with his ex, he does not value you very highly.
Jacqui_Meowth 11
He may be doing baby stuff with the ex. For all we know, there are complications with the pregnancy and they're talking to a doctor. I think the boyfriend trying to stay in the child life is admirable.
Batfreak1 1
I love how all the posts like this are from southern US states. Thanks for reinforcing all those stereotypes! Stay classy, Georgia.
amisenho 11
Hooray for abstinence-only sex-ed with extremist religious undertones; local football heroes by day, pardoned rapists by night; and encouraged ****-shaming! This is why we can't have nice things in the South.
kendallfireHD 16
I think we are gonna need a follow up.
haleyrob 8
He may or may not be your boyfriend anymore. Sorry OP
ooft 8
A very maury birthday
thunderniron 22
Thinking it's time for a new boyfriend.