Today, my brother found 100 bucks in his coat pocket. He was so happy he bought 2 new games for his x-box. He was borrowing my coat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Today, I discovered that my little brother sold my PS2, 3 and 4 along with all of my games in exchange for credits to use in Fortnite. I've had some of that stuff since before he was born. FML
Today, my Dad came home with a $500 jacket that he'd bought himself for Christmas. I'd bought him the same one, and it's non refundable. FML
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
Fortnite thievery
Today, my little brother decided he needed $170 worth of V-Bucks. How was he going to get it? From the credit card he took from my wallet. FML
Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Get counting
Today, as my 12-hour shift was about to finish, a young boy came in wanting to buy a $200 gaming device. His mom said he was purchasing it with his own money, which I found admirable. That is, until he took his piggy bank out of his backpack. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Why someone keeps $100 in their coat pocket is beyond me.
teehee520 0
Go borrow his wallet then.
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imdizzyhumpme 0
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fuzzywazzy012 0
Why would he buy xbox games? He should have wasted them on something usless to make op mad, like popsicle sticks.lol
fuzzywazzy012 0
1, why are u writing about pubic hair?
SUSAltd 0
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So wouldn't it be your 100 dollars?
lolownedimo 0
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Conkers 0
Couldn't have said it better myself, #6.
Kiwi_Splash 0
Holy shit I would be so ******* pissed off if that happened to me. MAKE him pay you back.
akvandervort 21
Omg!! You win #6!! *bows down*
efwiz 0
Lol what did #6 say? Could somebody repeat it?
lolownedimo 0
I posted facepalm ASCII.
bishoprsv2 0
To the idiots who are saying 'sell/break his xbox' that has got to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Break a gamer's games and what does he have left? Anger. I guarentee your brother will make you take a step back and literally **** YOUR FACE! (kudos if you can guess the quote)
americayay 0
And wouldn't it be YOUR right to return the games?
misswhitenoise 0
easy, tropic thunder
CountryGal 0
What did #6 say?
terranada 3
sell his new games on ebay
gracieeeeee 1
Exactly.
redbluegreen 41
Why someone keeps $100 in their coat pocket is beyond me.
uj_fml 4
no kidding
zabada 0
Agreed...and then lend that coat out...YDI for being careless with your money.
spamky 7
Agreed, you deserved it for leaving $100 in your coat
Marisyn 0
Yeah, YDI
DrAwesome 6
Well, #4, from the way it's written, what the hell is his brother's coat pocket doing in his coat in the first place?
ryguy1997 0
haha #8 that should be in the dictionary (your profile pic)
skullbashd 3
maybe he was stirring in the closet and the money was there as his bank and the brother jacked it
_Noon_ 0
Well, make him pay you back. Obviously they're yours.
Everlost 0
that is not a fml, now he just ows you 100 dollars.
Pixelatedpotato 28
Plus interest
teehee520 0
Go borrow his wallet then.
ShadowNine 0
Damn! Kick his ass
Nyxy 0
Come on, make him pay back!
keitorin 0
LOL
evilbrent 0
yeah, not an fml. his stupid fault for not knowing it wasn't his money - so he owes you $100. Your stupid fault for leaving $100 in your jacket pocket. Either way it's easy fixed. Your brother returns the games and gives you your money back or you just suck it up and learn a lesson.