Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
Today, my self-esteem has gotten so low that when I was out walking my boss's dog and someone called out, "Beautiful!" I assumed they were talking about the dog. They had to clarify they were speaking about me. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Three out of four ain't bad.
Dark__Angel66 24
Maybe you just weren't his type? Who cares what he thinks anyway OP!
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Comments (146)
junkman6 22
What do they teach kids in school these days? 22, 17s comment references the saying "Everything's good but her face." Some genius dude out there decided "butter face" was the code for this phenomena. You have now learned something on FML.
Hawaii84 16
Screw that guy, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Maybe he was a shallow aaa hole but it doesn't mean you are ugly. Look at it this way you got a nice ass and boobs while some pretty girls are flat chested and bony ass.
piggle 9
Nothing wrong with being flat or bony
unlucky_04 10
Are you flat? Not that there's anything wrong with that!
KawaiiCupcake 14
While you try to make OP feel better you make other types of girls feel like crap! Thanks d-bag! You better be gorgeous to have right to shit on others! I have a "bony ass" and small boobs and people like you make me feel like shit! **** you!
junkman6 22
Hell if you got a bony ass and flat chest work that shit, some dudes are into it. There's a reason there are so many flavors of ice cream, everyone has their own taste.
joopjoop 19
well don't be too upset that you didn't impress a guy who goes around wolf-whistling at random girls, he sounds like an immature rude ass anyways
BlueKelly 6
Was that you??? Next time bring some barf bags along with you! I could have used one!
jw90 18
Well that was a bitch comment.
annoy_me 9
You really shouldn't try to make people feel bad when you aren't much to look at yourself- you look like a badly drawn cartoon filled with idiot and brought to life by a very lonely guy.
BBWwonder 10
No wonder she mistaken you for a guy. Sorry OP easy mistake if it wasn't for the name I woulda thought it was a guy too
Lennii 9
do NOT feel bad, a lot of people who are considered gorgeous actually are quite unattractive but have really good make up (make up tutorials on YouTube shall confirm) and your not ugly, but are simply being compared to the flawlessness of make up users...And congrats on your sexy body xD
awkwardloveannie 28
butter face
unlucky_04 10
OP, don't worry about douches like that. They probably have no respect for women anyway.
Gho5tk3y 17
Modern surgery can fix that, save up for a lil and poof, no more worries.
KawaiiCupcake 14
OR she can embrace hat she has and not are what others think!
pistolpete31000 7
I'm sure your damn fine OP;)
alliexkat0413 5
Don't let anyone bring you down. Most girls that think they are ugly are usually the opposite. People are adsholes and point out others flaws so no one will notice their own.