Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
Today, I saw the guy I was seeing four months ago, who lives in another state, hand in hand with a girl at the mall. The same one who told me he "doesn’t do long distance." I went up to them, confronted him about it, and demanded to know why her and not me. He pretended not to know me and threatened to call security. FML
Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML
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newbiehere99 6
You let her come back?
DarkHelmet 10
EXACTLY!!!! I would've went straight to the locksmith and had him change the door locks. Then when she came home saw her key didn't work and knocked on the door I would open it look at her and act like I didn't know who she was and shut the door in her damn face!
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Comments (291)
martin_martian7 11
Tell that bitch to Get The **** Out!!
rcgirl2 11
Kick her ass to the curb.
monkeygirl21 2
Twins?
Mr_Que_Dijo23 5
Hopefully she returned to the apartment to get her things cause that's just wrong. What a bitch!!
99megster 15
Woww what a bitch. I really hope you broke up with her ass after that performance.
Almandine 7
Does she have a twin sister you don't know about?
Cowboy1986 4
If she Had a twin she didn't know about she wouldn't know about it duh!!!
Llamacod 11
if it was a twin she didn't know about sure, but the question was "Does she have a twin sister YOU don't know about"
RoseCrystal 17
Easy solution! Change the locks and when she tries to come inside, claim you have no idea who she is and tell her to beat it before you call the cops. That'll teach the ****.
joenuuuuu 0
Thats a little harsh just dump her ass
StitchnLilo 24
This comment is great
TheDrifter 24
Now that's one classy woman you're dating.
timberwolf408 7
so why was she at the apartment? maybe you dont know who she is? maybe clean up a bit- if it's not yours, take it outside. hopefully her boyfriend will let her stay. turf the mole!
laden_swallow09 35
Wha chu talkin 'bout, Willis?
183933 6
WTF are you trying to say?
SILVERbang 0
Maybe she has a long lost twin she never knew about ...