Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
Today, I saw the guy I was seeing four months ago, who lives in another state, hand in hand with a girl at the mall. The same one who told me he "doesn’t do long distance." I went up to them, confronted him about it, and demanded to know why her and not me. He pretended not to know me and threatened to call security. FML
Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML
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newbiehere99 6
You let her come back?
DarkHelmet 10
EXACTLY!!!! I would've went straight to the locksmith and had him change the door locks. Then when she came home saw her key didn't work and knocked on the door I would open it look at her and act like I didn't know who she was and shut the door in her damn face!
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Comments (291)
Harpy20 24
Act like you don't know her. Throw her shit outside. FYL.
reallytho3 11
Lol Id sell her shit.. Op better than me
bmkc4 1
Or burn her shit
VoteForTaco 8
Why would you burn or sell 'shit'? Just flush her shit.
loser94 1
Maybe she has multiple personality disorder...
chellyX92 8
That's actually plausible although that's something I catch on kinda quick unless her episodes last really long.
justspin 7
I was thinking same thing. Kinda like a sybil. But normally in a relationship you know about this.
zachherbert 10
Yes, it's called two-face-syndrome, or TFS
gaganinia 14
SIKE!
Boah78 0
are her other personalities ***** too?
21jason 9
Now would be a good time for her to have a twin sister she never told you about
pinkpixie06 11
They say everyone has a twin. Maybe you found hers...?
22cute 17
Sorry but that's what I keep thinking. This seems too perfect. Is it possible there's someone else who looks just like her? Was she wearing the same clothes?
my_name_is_earl 9
Is it possible she's a twin?
Objectofdespair 1
Dude that sucks so sorry
b0ngs 7
Dump her. She isn't worth your time if she did something like that and clearly she doesn't care about you.
shamonie22 9
That chick is crazy. Leave her ass.
perdix 31
Sibyl? (Multiple personality disorder.)
gibby1235 6
It could be a possibility, but OP may have a hard time believing that if it was true. Either way, she has some explaining to do.
perdix 31
It always works for me. perdix is my sarcastic douchebag personality, one of the other guys is a caring, sympathetic lamb who is supportive and an excellent listener.
gibby1235 6
Hey I think I remember you perdix. (haha sorry I haven't been on in forever) well yeah but this is the Internet almost everyone has a completely different personality on here. She on the other hand, if it really was her that he saw, has to explain to him the problem. Is she cheating? Was it really her? Does she really have more than one person in that head of hers?
zebralover23 14
lovely girlfriend