Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Today, I went on a jogging date with a guy I'd been on a couple of dates with. I was a little worried that I wouldn't keep up, but I did and everything was fine. Or at least I thought so. After we'd finished, he dumped me. FML
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Top comments
Mooglefox 24
Break his contract? What kind of contract does he have?
alycion 39
Dating sucks. Online or off. It takes way too many misses.
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
If the first date went well, wouldn't you have stood up the second? Maybe it's overbooking assholes like you who make online dating so hit-or-miss.
Djuana Jolicoeur 3
He's not making dating difficult; he is taking full advantage and just putting himself out there. The more you put yourself out there you are more than likely to find the right date. It's simple statistics.
alycion 39
Dating sucks. Online or off. It takes way too many misses.
Mooglefox 24
Break his contract? What kind of contract does he have?
jbuckets_404 39
Parole?
Mooglefox 24
Never heard that one as being part of those terms.