Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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Top comments
Nylecroc 0
True rednecks right there!
drea41 0
hes a keeper!!
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Comments (160)
jobo50123 3
if he just proposed then why are you calling him your step-DAD already
Fea_fml 0
you might be a redneck if...
peasonearth 8
classy.
Carlie_McCartney 1
HAHAHAHA that's a winner right there!
QueenSaru 28
If your mom's happy with this guy, it's not a FYL. Maybe try being happy for your mother that someone loves her enough to propose, regardless of where they choose to do the proposing? Maybe a big expensive dinner isn't something he can afford, nor is it something they feel comfortable doing? I'd rather be proposed to casually than at a fancy restaurant where I'm more likely to be worrying about not spilling something on my dress.
theroustons 6
Lol
djskidd 9
My sister got proposed to in a gas station. She said no. She is now a surgeon at a local hospital. He is facing 25 years on a meth, crack, and pot bust. I think my sis played her cards very well.
BridgetCrooks 3
Classy
Ninjasaurus18 9
That's an FML how?
SparkleyTurtle 4
Classy!